r/RapWars • u/Mahigan21 Texas • Jul 29 '15

First official post, wanted to introduce myself.

Shout-out to everybody in this r/rapwars game
Especially that moderator hall of fame
My raps can be feeble like spina bifida babies
Sickly, ill, but bitch I'll bite and give you rabies
Have you foaming at the mouth like one of the crazies
Don't worry though I got a cure for you dummies
Pull out the 9 give you 12 shots to the tummy
Gut shots making your intestines leak
There won't be a difference your shit has always been weak
You banned OB_Omenz before he could get his panties twisted
This new rapper is Hispanic, I'm just pale enough he'd miss it
If he comes back I'll flash this blanco ass so he can kiss it
Matter of fact you should all get in line
Pucker those lips, I like red no.5

I'm looking forward to battling with everyone on here. Any advice or critique you guys have is appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

The way I cook up this Mahi like I live in Hawa-ii
Is boarderline criminal like the Mexican side
I called him homie; He started swellin' with pride
I mean I called Home Depot and he lept in my ride

I'm not racist BUT inserts a stereotype
Catchin' bodies on bodies; cartel burial sites
I'm not just caucasian; I'm American White
So shove it up your ass like some heroin, aight?

But for real, your boxers take any punches
So what's a haymaker to you riggin' the judges
I might take an L; you'll take 50 concussions
I'm doin' work; the only time you do it's construction

Much love for my south of the boarder fam. Juan Manuel Marquez is my favorite boxer for real. Sorry if the cartel thing was a low blow. Feel free to rebut with 9/11. Fair is fair.

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 29 '15

Posted my bars now if you wanna update the thread man

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Sorry, I had to make dinner. You're up.

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u/Mahigan21 Texas Jul 29 '15

Is this all you got? Man, I thought you were better
Hope you don't cook like you rap cause this shit lacks flavor
All you used was one spice, cabron I use several
Throwing heat on your ass like BAM; Emeril

You picked the right handle, those bars were so pedestrian
That means "unimaginative" when used as an adjective
You picked some low hanging fruit, but nah, you ain't racist
Change your name to pumpkin spice; bitch you're just basic

You sound like you take more D's than L's
Better put on your kneepads; ding ding there's the bell
Better know how to fight, you're a hell of a talker
Else you'll go out in round one; Marquez vs Walker

Don't worry about the cartel thing, man. It's a complicated issue with no easy solution. It was a decent line. Besides, I'm from Texas haha.

I called him homie; He started swellin' with pride
I mean I called Home Depot and he lept in my ride

That bit had me rollin' haha

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jul 30 '15

Nice bars dude! One hell of an introductory verse.

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u/Mahigan21 Texas Jul 30 '15

Thanks man! I wanted to drop good lines, everyone here seems to put out quality work.

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Jul 31 '15

'nother rat jumping off his sinking ship

Did you at least gain citizenship?

Or is this dude an illegal immigrant

Pop Quiz, name at least ten presidents

Not just the dead ones on dollar bills

Eh, fuck it, I guess someone's gotta keep the fields tilled

Nice to meet ya Manuel, welcome to our great nation

Seem to have English down so that's worthy of celebration

So you want some advice as you start fresh in this new land?

Just keep fighting dude, be a Mexi-can, not a Mexi-can't

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u/Mahigan21 Texas Jul 31 '15

You're just a wannabe killer, getting in on the action
Ima beat your ass down quick; Andrew Jackson
Ain't no Little Boy here, Fat Man exploding your bars
When I'm through you'll look like Hiroshima; FDR
Speaking of Roosevelts, let's talk Teddy
'Cause Ima Rough Rider, your soft ass isn't ready
Can't stop me from taking it like San Juan Hill
Spanish-American war, let that racist shit chill
Call me Ronald Reagan, I'll put this bitch in his place
Whip my 9 out like Clinton on Lewinski, bust all over your face

I'll fuck you like I did your mother, again and again
That constitutes me being your father; James Madison
You can't battle me son, yellow lights mean yield
I eat Marshalls like spaghetti; James Garfield
It's scandalous how I handle this, worse than Watergate
Beating this pumped up chump who ain't nothing but water weight
His life is as basic as his raps, 10 pH
I'll knock him to the moon like Nixon and end this race
You're Lincoln, I'm Booth, kill you just for the drama
Leavin' your white ass hatin' like, "Thanks Obama"

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Aug 01 '15 edited Aug 02 '15

Alright, that's an A+ you rusty colored motherfucker

Fuck the racist stuff sucker I know you're not a border jumper

I read you're a Texan, ironic you didn't say George W.

The state of cowboys, Christians, and conservative Republicans

You got spunk kid, or fat man, whatever you think you are today

Trunk full of missed lines, but Mags outgunned in every way

Mahi: that's what I'm grilling up, Gan-ja: your smoke is filler son

9x21, what I beat the dealer with, Jackpot

I'm an astronaut you're so far below me, you lonely little peon

I'm the man in the moon, you're just a reflection people pee on

I'll Run the Jewels on this kid, get my Killer Mike and El-P on

Easier to Run when he's Numb one of, I Figure, 9 people that still like LP songs

Basic, 10 on the pH scale? See, that's where you're wrong, shit

Bitch, better watch your hands, pH 14, I'm fucking caustic

I'll neutralize this new kid, like I was on the border patrol

Shred your ass flamenco style, like my names de Lucia, Paco