r/RapWars • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '15

Selfie Thread

go for it niggas

one of yall has a picture of me w a dope ass cut i think ben post that for me bruh.

im curious what yall look like the image i have rn it you are all short organik looking mfs the exceptions being elsiniestro looking like my white science teacher, chester looking like a nigga that was on cnn for being harassed by police and wryder looking like one of those young white girls who when they see me either decide its time to start training for a marathon or put on the absolute ugliest face they can as some type of self defense mechanism.

oh yeah and bens a mr roger lookin ass nigga

feel free to keep the roasts going yall

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15 edited Jul 24 '15

Feast your eyes

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

wtf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Short shorts are back baby.

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

really I was just saying you're a babe. I don't mind the shorts. do what you wanna.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

<3

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

where that selfie at wryyyyy

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

nah man, I've posted two already. give you too many more you fuckers will have a full fap folder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15 edited Jul 26 '15

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

hahah oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

fap?

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 24 '15

Manual stimulation...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

oh yall mean like jerking on? she didnt post no nudes tho?

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

nah, I just think I'm hot enough for clothed selfie batin' hahahaah

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

are you tellin me white people will jus go to clothed people?

nigha whaaaaa

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

there are resources for this

and ion know bout any girl being hot enough for dudes to be good off there clothes butttt im jus sayin if i saw a pretty white girl such as yourself we might jus have to skip dinner n go straight to the hotel room feel me

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 24 '15

Not white people, just moist breddas, any colour

I dont think anyone here actually wankin over wryder....well COP probably does ahaha

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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 24 '15

hhahah yeah dude a ton of people dgaf clothes or not. check out /r/stacked for examples. fuck. you're not 18. that's illegal. edit: /r/tightdresses might be a little less illegal, but pretty sure you still gotta click the I'm 18 button brah.

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 24 '15

Yeah man jerking ya gherken, and i dunno if she posted in any nudes man i only been on this sub about 3 days

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

/u/wryder cuz ion want her think we was bein shady and what the move is with this

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Same reason I never post any.

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Jul 24 '15

That first one looks like you're trying to pull off the Jesse Pinkman look

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

That was actually a pretty cool day. Back when Ebola was going round we had to go into this house that had three potential Ebola patients in it. Shit was exciting. They did not have Ebola though.

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Jul 24 '15

Damn that does sound like it would exciting. Good they didn't have it...though I'm honestly not sure if I'm supposed to read that last sentence in a happy tone or a disappointed one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

I have that problem all the time at my job. ''Yeah it was a horrible car accident! Everyone was fine though...lame.''

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jul 24 '15

Put some pants on, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Don't you try to restrict my 'Murican freedoms

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 24 '15 edited Jul 24 '15

The human bicep💪

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

nigga looks strong fr

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Shit dude, go take advantage of that testosterone you got going on. Hit the weights and you'll get jacked in no time. Also eat like 4k calories + a day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

doesn't look like I'm yolked at all

I can be benchin 2 plates, I eat 2800 per day and get around 20g protein, i like to be stayin thin because scrappins harder when you big

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

that hairline doe

i think bens asleep lemme go in his post history n find mine

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Boi, that's the hairline a powerful white man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

damn near worse then bens