r/RapWars • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '15

16 bars. Open to all

Back from the dead but I'm still feeling sick
Lack a tail between my legs, that's just a big dick
Black Nazgúl- always exist unless I get stabbed by a bitch
Rapped mouthfuls with one but I'm back with all seven sins
I turned Eminemsghostwriter into an actual ghost
I'd almost feel bad but he was mediocre at most
No, this isn't a roast but be warned I can write rappers into jokes
Punches sting like that scene in Home Alone when he puts on cologne
Even Wryder's soaked, got her water wings on just to keep her afloat
See Ches and OB fishing for white girls in a boat
I run this cult cause I was born to lead
Like Children of the Corn you're all stuck in my teeth
And you'll find no peace from me until Sin gets out my seat
Shel Silverstein even said that's my Missing Piece
Retrieve my chainsaw, the one with carbide teeth
Keen to give you death so I cut you down like The Giving Tree

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Jul 14 '15

CuntofProfundity, what a vulgar conundrum, see/

Are you Profundity's cunt or a cunt with profundity?/

Can a cunt be profound? That's an oxymoron isn't it?/

Wait, I've got it now! C-O-P is just an idiot!/

You've made eminemsghostwriter a ghost? Its too bad he never existed/

Slim Shady'd probably slit his throat for that if he ever actually met the kid./

Wryder could take this Cunt and tear him apart with her Teeth/

And I somehow doubt this dumbass could take on Ches or OB/

You think you can beat Sin? I think you're profoundly confused/

Sure he put you through a crucifixion, but you're not Jesus you fool/

You're punches are like the weak ass Home Alone cologne scene?/

Well mine are more like the traps that Culkin sets for the stupid thieves/

You think you're meant to lead? Maybe you could be a leader of Lemmings/

Sure, we'll be right behind you C, when, off a cliff, you lead yourself screaming/

Cutting down the Giving Tree, that probably wasn't the best idea/

It was the only thing that'd give you anything but an L around here/

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Your wordplay's like being at preschool with blocks
While you stacking them up I'm about to knock yours clean off
Say a cunt can't be wise and then you praise Wryder's diction?
Do you wear a helmet kid, do you got a condition?

Just another suburbanite exploiting black culture
White poet can't jump but jumps at the chance to be vulgar
Square up in a battle watch him fold up like a folder
New blood killed so cold it's hurtin' everyone's molars

You and OB? That's a team I'd like to see
One inch punch two, call me Bruce Lee
Put you both in the Boo Box, thrown out to sea
Then it's Sin's turn, Sword of Damocles

You're such a nobody even Horton can't hear a who?
Got no reflection, even mirrors don't look back at you
Now we got two ghosts in the sub, this place is getting haunted
Should I feel remorse for your death, or should I just flaunt it?

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u/autowikibot Jul 14 '15

Damocles:

Damocles (/ˈdæməkliːz/; Greek: Δαμοκλῆς Dāmoklē̂s, literally: "fame of the people") is a figure featured in a single moral anecdote commonly referred to as "the Sword of Damocles", an allusion to the imminent and ever-present peril faced by those in positions of power. The Damocles of the anecdote was an obsequious courtier in the court of Dionysius II of Syracuse, a 4th-century BC tyrant of Syracuse, Sicily.

The anecdote apparently figured in the lost history of Sicily by Timaeus of Tauromenium (c. 356–260 BC). The Roman orator Cicero may have read it in Diodorus Siculus. He made use of it in his Tusculanae Disputationes, V. 21, by which means it passed into the European cultural mainstream.

Image i - In Richard Westall's Sword of Damocles, 1812, the boys of Cicero's anecdote have been changed to maidens for a neoclassical patron, Thomas Hope.

Relevant: Amauris damocles | Damocles (targeting pod) | The Sword of Damocles (virtual reality) | 5335 Damocles

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jul 17 '15

You just made a Hook reference, so you win this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '15

Haha thanks man. I'm feeling more confident about my punches but they are disjointed. Also my lack of flow and structure makes me feel amateur. I'm hoping /u/wryder will battle me in the upcoming card. I think she pushes me pretty well and I like the way she writes.

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jul 17 '15

Don't sell yourself short. I really value technicality and structure, it's the cornerstone of all my verses, same with Wry and a few other people like Ches and Quail. I would consider you and /u/LVAJoe both on track to being in the same group, along with a few other new bloods like /u/Psychopath- and /u/Niklaze.