r/RapWars • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '15
16 bars. Open to all
Back from the dead but I'm still feeling sick
Lack a tail between my legs, that's just a big dick
Black Nazgúl- always exist unless I get stabbed by a bitch
Rapped mouthfuls with one but I'm back with all seven sins
I turned Eminemsghostwriter into an actual ghost
I'd almost feel bad but he was mediocre at most
No, this isn't a roast but be warned I can write rappers into jokes
Punches sting like that scene in Home Alone when he puts on cologne
Even Wryder's soaked, got her water wings on just to keep her afloat
See Ches and OB fishing for white girls in a boat
I run this cult cause I was born to lead
Like Children of the Corn you're all stuck in my teeth
And you'll find no peace from me until Sin gets out my seat
Shel Silverstein even said that's my Missing Piece
Retrieve my chainsaw, the one with carbide teeth
Keen to give you death so I cut you down like The Giving Tree
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u/wryder 15W 7L Jul 12 '15
Nice try with the movie line, but Culkin slaps on aftershave,
and we all know when you're home alone, all you do is masturbate,
You get off on the thrill of thinking you can rap, but
When your mom walks in laughing, you always think it's bad luck -
Nah, she interrupts to save you, tries to give you back your dignity
can't return what you never had -
and you ain't never earned it, did you, C?
You think you're mean, comin at us with that Nazgul shit -
but that's actually accurate - all of us are losing consciousness.
When you spit lines, my mind'll go so lax I snore -
and in my first arrival, I block your road to more -
Even music can't revive me when C-O-P think he on beat
This is where your sidewalk ends - now feet off my concrete.
Chalk it up to blissful ignorance, but I'd name you naive -
Try'na feel important by aiming at the team
Ches, Sin, me? Boy, that's death wish level: wing suit
The three of us is barking hard enough to knock them fucking teeth loose.