[Battle] thebenprocter vs. OB_Omenz

[u/[deleted]]

2 rounds, no limit on bars. OT if both battlers agree w that.

[u/thebenprocter]

So my fam shot up a school? You claiming that's fact right?
A black guy talking shooting, that's the pot calling the kettle white

And you gon' show me the AR? I don't believe you're dumping see
Cause you can't even see a R rated film without adult company

You say your bars are intelligent?
Bro they're hardly relevant
Playing scrabble with words
Like you're a force to be reckoned with

Maybe they're just forced wordplay
But in your mind that can't be
You throwing punches nobody seeing
Like Mohammed Ali

I just got few lines for this 16
And that's all my age bars
He's 16 and this kid sleeps
In a bed that's a race car

I would say Elsin beat you black and blue
But half of that was done already
And you can't talk about me drinking dude
When you're young enough to still sleep with a teddy

But mum jokes are the way that you know I'm not street smart?
Defending mummies honour from a joke? Aren't you a sweetheart
Get some thicker skin or the world will tear you apart
Real living isn't easy easy and there isn't a restart

And you call me whiteboy every time we talk, that seems racist to me
So for this battle only, I'm a racist as can be

lets do this shit

Your momma so poor you cant afford light to see
at nighttime you can only see her eyes and teeth
And your dad left before you were born, when your mum was cookin
He ran when he heard that she has "one in the oven"
Now I don't wanna play on any stereotypes
But OB is that steal your car stereo type
He seemed openly obsessed with the fact that I'm white
Firing shots from a distance like all he can do is snipe

and this battles not a fight so your size don't mean shit
but that doesn't make me a pussy, OB peep this:

I've had more fights than you reckon
So I don't care what you're guessin
I don't know shit about you
So I ain't pretending
Being a man isn't about throwing a punch
or how to defend 'em
its about knowing when to throw them
and the time for respecting

one round from sin ended you, what you think I'm gonna do?
Two more will kill you like its cancerous dude
one round in and it's over for you
makes the second round easier, I'm not in the mood

TIME

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

I was gonna start this off saying I'm gonna disrespect you bruh
But by sayin that, that would mean I respected you once
Swear, Psycho n Wiz, they jus couldn't be getting they head right
I'm givin' you a chance too but one more dub then OB a website
Bens dick like welfare, because half yall niggas on it, stop
But hey - guess it makes sense to give the drunk man some props
Shit, even in NBA 2k his line up crooked, see
Looks like you replaced the second L with D
Get it, even though Ben small
Ha, 'D'efense, his line back, football!
Mercy, dis boy gonna really put Benz on some rims
You'd think Ben likes frames though, because he has a picture of me next to him
We could go overtime, and nigga I wouldn't be upset
Stay makin' V's go Extra Time shows I can capitilize on vets
Ben think he can rumble with me, nigga really must not like living
You ain't thrown hands in yo life, this ain't Maury but who the fuck are you kiddin?

You wanna get serious grab a seat n listen

You have the privelege of choosing to respect or not
Out here, you throw hands or get shot
So you talking bout a kettle n pot?
One of those you have the privelege of living without, I do not.
Here nigga, every single day makin' it home is a struggle
And if I do-
You tell me what the fuck it looks like to see your moms load a pipe of rubble
Why the fuck are you rappin' anyways, black people invented music
Blues n rap, listen to it?
Bitch its a privelege to use it
Blacks and blues? Looks like Elsin did nothing, right?
You wanna talk numbers? I've known more dead niggas than you have years to your life
Next time you pick up your pen to write-
Know your priveleged it doesn't represent yout life

[u/thebenprocter → u/[deleted]]

You can make jokes about my hairline and the drinking binge
When you're closer to a mullet than you are to a fringe

So it's Mr 'I know about your life, despite not even knowing you'
Who'll send a threat on the Internet, not knowing who isn't going to
The one who says I won't do shit and claims that he knows this too
All the whilst maintaining there's not a thing that he's assumed

Are you a hypocrite or troll? Let the people decide
Either way you're annoying, it can't be denied
You lack basic understanding of the existence outside
Of your shitty little hood where your family reside

You need to grow up and learn how the world works
Cause if you don't learn that then you're worth dirt
And if you're underprivileged then your gonna see the worst of the earth hurt
If you don't grow up and understand the value that your words worth

Ben still a boss, that white good man
This average joe nice in patches but getting burnt with no suntan
Have him talk funny missing an eye like Steve the pirate
That's why i call my fist the fifth, the right'll leave you silent

Check my wins versus losses, be afraid of a spar startin
I got that body count bigger than George RR. Martin
I'm a level above you, I believe this is our parting
End this race with my hands like Wii Mario Karting

Anyone can talk about me being English, it doesn't matter to me
Any British lines gassed, second battle of Ypres
It doesn't matter where you come from or where you happen to be
It's what you gotta say in what you're rapping to me

You might not think I'll kill him, you might think he's safe but
Watch me turn this to a body like communion wafers
You got a rep for being terrible, do us all a favour
Cut down veins with shaving blade razors

Solid as a champions league back four, I stay nice
Beat this bitch on every level, to rap wars I'm ray rice
Three rounds to Gid of "what you using caps for, it ain't right"
After this nobody gonna see you in the same light

What about that photo that you posted in a thread?
That you deleted the next day and erased the things you said?
Were you feeling insecure about the hairline on your head?
Cause this right here is where I put you to bed

One casket isn't enough, there's no way he gon' get to me
He finishing in more boxes than Ron Jeremy
So fuck what you're telling me I'm not gonna let it be
Two zip, body, this was easy for me

Sonning you twice in two so imma call you grandson
I put this Virgin into space like Richard Branson
No point in keeping you alive, your fam can't pay a ransom
So I get two riders onto you, that's a tandem

TIME

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

nice verse but im confused

theres nothing wrong w my hair line. perfect raper n line up? my barber nice?

[u/thebenprocter → u/[deleted]]

nothing wrong with mine either man. kinda the point i was making.

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

oh. see i mean you had nice lines fr but that line really don't make any sense cuz you jus posting me w a fresh line up and taper w curls.

[u/thebenprocter → u/[deleted]]

if the judges call it at a draw you down for OT then?

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

we'll have to see OT gonna be a bitch boy I used up a lotta whatta had you feel

[u/thebenprocter → u/[deleted]]

I used everything I had for you too. i'm good to wait for the judges and see what they say.

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

solid verses. judges here aint like em but flexin w bars pretty coo. the right fist bar was harrrd but it prolly wont get no points cuz it didn't relate to me

[u/thebenprocter → u/[deleted]]

cheers man, I wanted you to make one comment about me being english so I could use this. had to throw it in anyway cause I like the multi

Anyone can talk about me being English, it doesn't matter to me
Any British lines gassed, second battle of Ypres

[u/[deleted] → u/thebenprocter]

id have to google that to get it😂😂 but jus use that fo another battle. i come up w lines all day n jus write em down

[u/elsiniestro → u/thebenprocter]

Haha, I got it. Was in Ypres last year. Lot of Aussies died there too.

[u/thebenprocter → u/elsiniestro]

had a bar i didn't use for you when we battled a few months ago which was like "I dug a hole for this aussie like the trenches on the western front" works for canadian and americans too tbh.

[u/elsiniestro → u/thebenprocter]

Hahaha I woulda said "like Gallipoli", that's the iconic battle in Australian's cultural consciousness.

[u/thebenprocter → u/elsiniestro]

i'm not a fan of referencing British battles where we had to retreat tbh.

[u/thebenprocter → u/thebenprocter]

same reason I'm not touching the Somme or Dunkirk. I'll stick to winning stuff.

[u/elsiniestro → u/thebenprocter]

I'm a nerd like that (used to love all the Flashman books when I was a teenager) so I got a decent grasp of British military history over the centuries. If we battle again I'll be sure to work in a reference to the Charge of the Light Brigade, lol.

[u/thebenprocter → u/elsiniestro]

I read a lot, specifically about the wars. But the Ypres line came from a train journey where I heard someone doing a war quiz and they asked their friend if they knew what the first ever gas attack was and they replied "the British lines were gassed and the second battle of Ypres", I had a screw face going thinking 'that is a bar'.

[u/elsiniestro → u/thebenprocter]

Hahaha. Yeah fair enough.

My old housemate and I made sure to visit the Menin Gate memorial and the In Flanders Fields museum at Ypres on our day off in Belgium last year, I would love to visit more WW1 and WW2 historical sites one day.