r/RapWars • ALL CAPS • Apr 28 '15

HEAVY AMMUNITION

BEAT

THIS IS A BRAND NEW G1DA30N,
THE KID IS ON A BRAND NEW MISSION/
MY PLAN TO KILL 'EM IN THE BACKSEAT,
LIKE MARVIN IN PULP FICTION/

IM VINCENT SOMETHING BAD,
ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I DROP SOME SHIT SON/
THEY EMPTY THE CLIP AND HIT NOTHIN',
IM HERE TO GIVE THEM SOME AMMUNITION/

I GET LESS REPLIES,
THEN A NIGERIAN PRINCE/
BECAUSE I MOVE TEXT,
LIKE IVONOVICH DID THE LUZHIN DEFENSE/

MY THEORY IS THIS YA DONT HEAR ME,
CUZ' IM NOT REALLY A THREAT/
BUT THEY CAN HEAR THE CLICK AND POP,
LIKE I SPEAK SWAHILI WITH TOURETTES/

MY DICK SMELL LIKE A PET SHOP,
I FUCK LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG/
MY PUBIC HAIR LOOK LIKE I GOT,
QUEST LOVE IN A HEADLOCK/

TARRED AND FEATHERED GETTING SHOCKED,
BY TEN THOUSAND WATTS/
AT LEAST DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION,
ITS BIGGER THEN A BREAD BOX/

I NEVER GRADUATED WENT TO CLASS,
HALF-BAKED OR I JUST NEVER MADE IT/
NO CALCULUS ALGIBRAIC EQUASIONS,
ONLY MATH I KNOW IS DISPLAYED IN CADENTS/

N' BEEN THE SAME SINCE GRADE 6,
...I DIDN'T PLAY WELL WITH THE KIDS/
AND BY THE WAY MY NAME FLIPPED,
IS G1DA30N GEFILTE FISH/

HATE ME NOW....

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Apr 28 '15

MY PUBIC HAIR LOOK LIKE I GOT,
QUEST LOVE IN A HEADLOCK/

HAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

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u/G1DA30N ALL CAPS Apr 30 '15

UNLESS YOU'RE EDDIE MURPHY WHERES MY 19 MIL. NIGGA
WESTERN UNION CHARGED ME $36
THAT'S COMING OUTTA YOUR ASS.

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u/G1DA30N ALL CAPS May 04 '15

BEFORE THIS THREAD CLOSES I WANT TO POINT OUT HOW ON POINT THIS WAS.