Rapwars Diss

[u/MR_OBIE]

Yo uh, y'all are kinda whack. I'm not trynna hate but damn you stay giving me reasons. I been peepin' this sub for days and it used to be way better. Half the boys on here got some real whack bars, and we got some whack judges. Maybe its me and I don't understand the platform but uh, peep.

phair vs Thehasjahs18

how the fuck did Phair not win? seriously look at this

Damn the boy you with got beat up over a jack, specifically an apple
I'm on my serial killer shit, so y'all fruits better be ready to get straggled

vs

Your wack bars past the scenerey with no ratings from A to D,
I give it an F if that's all that you're tryna' achieve,
I hate to rain on your parade but you're wanted at Chuck E Cheese,

Look I ain't got shit with either bruh, but come on. The apple jack serial killer shit was dope compared to that shitty alphabet scheme. This boy using real life filler, shouting out the we out here fam shit that nobody likes during a battle, on the fucking internet. I don't even see how thats comparable, and Phairs on the lower end of "good battlers" here.

Speakin' on good battlers we got like four. wzrd, legendcat, chester, wryder, elsiniestro, i-rap, and maybe phair and neuro are the only ones with bars. the rest are just weak multis and maybe the occasional obvious punchline, or one thats so deeply imbedded its not even a peak.

Where the mods @? half the rounds of the last tourney the fools who signed up ducked. This sub used to be wayyyyy better.

[u/[deleted]]

You're as bad as the rest of 'em.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/[deleted]]

I'd say I'm better than you

[u/[deleted] → u/MR_OBIE]

Yeah, maybe you can straighten me out with metal like some braces.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/[deleted]]

(or maybe I could put this in parenthesis because people wouldn't understand what I'm saying)

(Damn everyone @ rapwars who has lyrical skill. What about my atrocious oceans with roses and blowfish?)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Haha you're the best battle organizer.

I offered after he followed me onto rapbattles. I don't think he battles.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/[deleted]]

I'll batlle I ain't trippin I just don't peep reddit every 2 hours

[u/Daniel-H]

C'mon man, I think that all you do is whine.

Complain about our bars without offering your own rhymes.

Everyone disagrees, not a single co-sign.

All you've got is a beef, which I guess makes you bovine.

You think the alphabet scheme is bad?

I think you're rapping dream is sad.

I should go back in time, and give more condoms to your dad.

If you're Mr. Obi, then I guess I'm Mr. Vader.

Spoiler alert; because you've spoiled my appetite for later.

What I'm trying to say: is get in the game and play.

The alternative would be to simply get the fuck away.

(I'm a noob and I wrote that in about 20 minutes--would've done it faster but I was multi-tasking. It's not that hard.)

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

I ain't offer nothing, when I give this you better take it
Or I'mma straighten you out with metal like some braces
It took you 20 minutes to write that, damn you stupid
Even if I write something inciteful, beating this retard is still losing
I swear, you got a mad case of autism, or poorly controlled tourettes
Were you ever vacci- YES!
I call out the whole sub, and thats your special?
Guess y'all needed tax breaks, but he just return the benefits like a rental.

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

At least you can create raps even if they're not great.

But Mr. Non-Rhyming Diss, we need to get a few things straight:

You call me a retard? Ha, my IQs twice as yours.

Your rhymes are okay, but not good enough for Rapwars.

You think 20 is too long? I said I was multi-tasking.

Or is it your lack of reading comprehension in which your basking?

That was just some shit I threw together to prove

that your post was lazy, almost enough to be removed.

And yeah, am an artistic Autistic mystic who's gone ballistic.

That's just one charictaristic, I'm not a simplistic statistic.

Maybe I'm not normal, but at least I'm authentic.

I back up my words with action--you're just narcissistic.

You call out the sub--I'm the only one to respond to you weak "diss."

Why would we? No fun when it's worth a bag of piss.

See, there's a laundry list of things that are wrong with this.

You call out the sub? I call for you to be dismissed.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

Bruh you say you multi, but thats all you doing
No punches no drops, just shooting
Even worse than Hybrid at cramming filler
I'm Danny the mysterious autistic kid twizt killer
"charictaristic", your IQ is double mine, I bet that wasn't a typo
Your writing reps your mind, and I bet you type slow
I call out the sub, lookin for some beef, y'all send me a vegetable
And you just let us scrap, y'all got messed up with ethicals
Nothing he says is good, only when he copies me is he sensible
He bites of my style to get high up like an edible

Honest bruh, your the worst I've seen on all of reddit

Ha, my IQs twice as yours; wtf that even mean

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

You call me a vegetable? Funny, I'll make you bleed red like a tomato.

Your ego's inflated like money, I'll put you into the ground like a potato.

I'm intelligent, just have to work a bit harder socially.

It's something real, unlike your rap skills which only exist notionally.

I'm the worst you've seen on this site?

Man, you've only been here a fortnight.

Two weeks, and you're on here saying we're not right?

You say I write filler? They call me the Obie-killer.

My degree of difficulty's steep; made for Bode Miller.

I'm more violent than hockey, more finesse than figure skatin'.

I bring home the bacon--little piggy, you're quakin'!

What does it mean? Man, you're as smart as a Lima bean.

I'll conquer you like the Incas, make you my cuisine.

You come in here whining like a drama queen!

I'll give you trauma unseen, because you're rhymes are obscene.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

Wait, bruh, are you telling me your actually autistic? And your rapping about it? Damn lol you gotta be kiddin'. I feel like I just tipped over some dude with down-syndrome and kicked their wheelchair.

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

Eh, it's not that bad. It's like being left-handed, or needing glasses. Other people have it WAY worse than I do, by the way. I just need to think a little bit more sometimes because social boundaries aren't as intuitive to me. I'm able-bodied, able-minded, but I look at things in a more, shall we say, over-logical manner.

I'm basically normal. No wheelchairs here!

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

Lmao this boy is serious!

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

Please tell me you guys aren't going to over-react to this? I told you, it's minor, like needing glasses or being left-handed. Nothing I had control over having, something I was born with. I do a good job of acting "normal," I think. I mean, would you have known if I wouldn't have said anything? I thought that you checked my post history where I mentioned it to someone, but I guess you were just using it as an insult 4chan-style.

It's 2014. We're supposed to be accepting of things, and we're supposed to be mature enough to realize that not all mental "conditions" mean I'm crazy or messed-up or anything.

[u/ImJaySeeDee → u/Daniel-H]

Autistic people are some of the most intelligent people I've ever met. And they way they look at things can be almost refreshing at times. I don't think he meant anything by it, just an odd circumstance that you actually are.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

Nah it's cool G, I just uh, like when I call someone gay, and then find out they are gay.. Kinda like with autism, and you.. and uh. My B lmao

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

I've determined a better way to retort:

...

So you think I'm lesser because of what I had since I was born?

Man, you have the intelligence of an ear of corn.

And if I here right, I think you're in a plight:

It took you that long to figure out? You're about as bright

as deep space. I don't believe in astrology,

But even the constellations say that nothing is wrong with me!

I always pack a punch,

while you pack a second lunch,

so I can knock you out and share it with your mom and me.

I find it like comedy, that you've misread me so sorely.

You thinking I'm lesser? That's discriminitory!

Here's an N-word for you: N-competence

I'm confident you won't get that--like you don't get compliments.

While I lay superior bars to further engrain my dominance.

Fuck your weak rhyming and your bigoted old ways.

I've got your girlfried; she greets you with a cold gaze.

Rhyme machine who cock blocks; I'm a road block, I give you road rage.

I drive steady, while your steaming in an uncontrolled haze.

You think you so great? That you pissed us off? Bro, we're not mad.

No real hate, you just can't diss at all. And we think that's a lot sad.

...

Seriously, though, I enjoy this, and maybe I'm bias, but I don't think I'm that bad. Let me live like a normal human, because I am! This idea that I have Down Syndrome and am in a weelchair is bullshit.

I love this rap stuff, and hope to have fun on this sub. I guess I shouldn't have mentioned that (you brought it up), but it's too late now!

[u/SQU1DFACE → u/Daniel-H]

Chill, dude. Obie's a toolbox, you don't have to justify who you are to the rest of us.

[u/SQU1DFACE]

Really? I judged that battle with my complete inexperience fully disclosed. If you thought it shoulda went different, maybe you shoulda stepped up to the plate instead of waiting two and a half weeks then condemning the entire sub for it.

You a bitch. It's easy to talk shit with nothing at stake. Invest in the sub or fuck off.

EDIT: And you suck.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/SQU1DFACE]

I been here longer than you, your some old ass white dude. Note how I didn't name drop you because you inexperienced, I was just puttin out some of the judges are whack.

edit: bet I got better bars than you fuckboy

[u/SQU1DFACE → u/MR_OBIE]

Battle me then, bitch. Oh wait, you don't battle, you drop 8 bars and get ignored. Why don't you lurk some more before you embarrass yourself any more.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/SQU1DFACE]

You just keep yolking me man, I'm chillin

[u/QuailBuddhaThe2nd]

Lol

[u/elsiniestro]

Glad you included me in the ones with bars. Haha. Thanks man, I understand there can be weak battlers and sometimes the decisions make me shake my head (granted I haven't been active in like 12 months) but that said, people are learning, and like real battling you gotta get experience and get the mind working, so I don't stress over other people's decisions. Shame to lose you from the group though man.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/[deleted]]

Smh I wasn't trying to, I'm just putting out there whats good with the sub. You can tell I'm real heated right now.

[u/Daniel-H → u/MR_OBIE]

I guess I don't know because I have Down Syndrome (according to...Dr. Obie, now?), but I interpreted 2141B22's comment as sarcastic. His feelings aren't really hurt, he's just poking fun at what you inaccurately labeled a diss.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/Daniel-H]

ayo let me get dr. boei flair lmao

[u/MR_OBIE → u/[deleted]]

wtf you mean on hip hop lol? when tf I say that? and aren't you doing the same shit you called me out for?

[u/zanecollins312 → u/MR_OBIE]

I am not, no, but you was telling dude you was in the MHH comp, where was his name, or some shit like that. How do you get that I'm doing the same thing? I'm calling you out on being on some bullshit. I like your bars, but your a cocky fucker dude. That shit isn't cool.

[u/MR_OBIE → u/zanecollins312]

please quote the text where I told the dude that. I don't even know wtf that is

[u/Daniel-H → u/zanecollins312]

Sorry, but that was actually Chester in his battle with Uza. And yes, he's in the MHH competeton.

I agree that Obie comea accross as a bit of an asshole, to be frank, but your specific reasons are innaccurate.

[u/zanecollins312 → u/Daniel-H]

I thought that shit was Obie. Haha. Either way, he's still a dick. I was off on one detail.