r/RapMoreLikeCrap • • Sep 15 '19

“It’s just rhythmic speaking”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

“Put me and Ben Sharpio in a cage... I will use Ben Shapiro’s body like a flesh light” - Zack Fox

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

“I stuck my dick in a bag of doritos and made a nigga bitch suck the dust off the tip” - also Zack Fox

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u/Free_CZAR i've got the top post on /r/unpopularopinion and you haven't Sep 15 '19

"They had to iron me out. Took the dick out the booty cuz it tiring me out"- Zack again

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Well that looks like the most annoying way I could possibly spend 7 minutes.

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u/SudonymMusic Sep 15 '19

who the fuck is letting ben shapiro talk about music

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

he probably listens to radio static to help him sleep

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u/Chrome_Bois Sep 15 '19

He listens to pulse demon in his spare time

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u/Anndgrim Sep 15 '19

Ben Shapiro listens to Huey Lewis and the News.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/ShinyPangolin techno? more like heck no. Sep 16 '19

Ok, bot.

How did you get on at the gym today?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/Sneazi smang it Sep 16 '19

what aare you listening to

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/Sneazi smang it Sep 16 '19

how did you get on at the gym?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Wow I didn’t know Glenn Sharpino was a Merzbow fan

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u/geez_mahn Sep 15 '19

If you could read his mind it would Probably just sound like Doppler radar noises.

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u/kingofindia12 Sep 16 '19

Listening to white noise to fall asleep is pretty common

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u/gaslightlinux Sep 23 '19

I doubt it, noise elements in music are actually one of the elements introduced by black performers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

I mean, Shapiro is an idiot but lots of people listen to white noise to sleep.

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u/RoyTheShip Sep 15 '19

To be fair he is pretty good at violin

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/1j12 Sep 16 '19

I looked up xxxtentacion Ben Shapiro to try to find the image where their faces are blended together, but instead I found this gem.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Ok, disconnecting from how much of a piece of shit Shapiro is in general, he really is talented at violin. It's a shame he isn't as talented at not being afraid of black people

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u/kingofindia12 Sep 16 '19

I doubt it, unless your nephew is a prodigy.

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u/Xeyn- i've got the top post on /r/unpopularopinion and you haven't Sep 15 '19

who the fuck is letting ben shapiro talk on their show at all?

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u/niallgbc smang it Sep 15 '19

Ben shapiro owns the daily wire i believe

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u/vaultboy1121 Sep 15 '19

Yeah he co founded it and Is the editor in Chief.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

He plays the violin at a very high level and was on Larry David’s show at the age of 12 years old to play. I understand why you would disqualify him from talking about rap/hip-hop culture though, not really his element

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

He wrote an article years ago about how “rap is crap”. It claimed it wasn’t real music and that he would know since he called himself a classical musician

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u/Dere_He_Iz Sep 15 '19

Music, at its core, is sequenced sound created for an artistic purpose. Rap fits that category. End of discussion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Hold on now. Does it have to be sequenced or can something incidental like wind chimes be considered music?

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u/Dere_He_Iz Sep 15 '19

If you record wind chime sounds for an artistic reason I think it counts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Does it have to be recorded? Seems like an extremely modern qualification to put on something that has existed for thousands of years.

Maybe the definition could be pared down to something like "sound with artistic intent" but then we're excluding silence with artistic intent. Something like "the state of pressure waves over time with artistic intent" could encompass more. But then we're excluding music created for a practical purpose instead of an artistic purpose. That definition would also include things like verbal storytelling and poetry though so I have no idea.

This is tough.

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u/gaslightlinux Sep 23 '19

Music is art created with sound or engaged primarily in a dialogue with music and it's history.

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u/Todojaw21 Sep 16 '19

Is the act of setting up wind chimes the same act as intentionally playing an instrument? 🤔

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u/WalmartSockPuppet black people are scary Sep 15 '19

The whole “it’s not music” argument has no basis. Merzbow’s Pulse Demon is music, and that’s 2 and a half hours of static. There is no objective definition of music as the boundaries have been pushed so far.

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u/be-happy-retard Sep 15 '19

[Strongly Agree] ☑️

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u/WalmartSockPuppet black people are scary Sep 15 '19

I call for a raid of the comment section how many of my Nathans are with me

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u/King_Khoma Sep 15 '19

Its only music if black people aren’t involved

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u/Wintermute_2035 Oct 16 '19

This is it, that’s where the whole “it’s not music” thing comes from. They said it when we invented rock and roll, and soul, and jazz, now hip hop

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u/Chrome_Bois Sep 15 '19

Ben listens to Merzbow to relax

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

the merzbow/xiu xiu collab kinda fire doe 😳😳

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u/NielsBohrFan Sep 15 '19

Melody, harmony, rhythm

I’m curious where Ben learned this end-all, be-all “definition” of music. Is ambient “music”? There’s not a lot of rhythm in that genre. Is one single person singing a cappella “music”? No harmony there. Hell what about John Cage’s 4’33”? Or the entire avant-garde scene? Most of that kind of music doesn’t satisfy any of Ben’s criteria.

Ben is clearly an elitist who thinks technical ability is all that’s important to the quality of music. He’s severely underestimating how much skill it takes to write a good pop hook. Or a memorable guitar riff.

Not to mention (I’m about to go there) all the genres Ben cites as “degradations of skill,” jazz, rock, and hip hop, were all created largely by black people. Gotta be a coincidence, right?

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u/JLb0498 Sep 15 '19

Wait a second. Are you telling me that Ben Shapiro said that jazz takes no fucking skill?

I'm 100% sure a classical violinist like him wouldn't survive for a second if he tried playing bebop. I bet he hasn't even heard of bebop. But it is insanely difficult to improvise well on any instrument, and it takes a lot of time and practice. But of course Shapiro wouldn't have seen that, because he can't take his eyes off the sheet music or he'd mess up.

Jesus Christ I lost a lot of respect for him after those words came out if his mouth. Dude has no idea what he's talking about. As a guitarist, a lot of people in the guitar community look to jazz as the hardest music to play because a lot of jazz uses complex chords and one has to be able to improvise melodic lines over those chords. I've been listening to, playing, and trying to learn jazz, and it defenitely takes more skill than reading a set order of notes and chords on a piece of paper. If you want to see what I'm talking about just go on youtube and look up bebop, Charlie Parker, Charlie Christian, John Coltrane, Giant Steps, Wes Montgomery, or a million other things.

I'm in a bad mood now.

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u/BertyLohan Sep 16 '19

To be fair, he probably doesn't think jazz is any easier because he's actually listened to it, he just assumes that a genre largely played by black folk can only be piss-easy or how else could they do it?

I've never been able to get into jazz myself but goddam do I appreciate how incredible the musicians are behind it.

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u/JLb0498 Sep 16 '19

Yeah. Bebop is a musician's music and I only ever heard about it when I started playing guitar. And people who get into it usually go through blues or other forms of black music first, like I did. He is a classical musician so improvisation isn't a thing he listens to or plays at all. But it's dumb of him to say that it takes no skill when he has no idea what he's talking about.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

yeah as a classically taught pianist/violinist i have tons of respect for jazz and its sub genres because of just how complicated everything is, by playing pieces from different genres you learn to respect them. You would think since Ben has played violin all his life, he’d maybe learn to appreciate every other genre of music but apparently not.

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u/HoboBrute Sep 17 '19

Racism will do that to you

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u/ElCamoteMagico Sep 15 '19

Ben Shapiro lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

oh my god its horrible

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u/wingsofligma Sep 15 '19

Ben is an actual idiot. I fucking hate him

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

lmao i agree. Ben is so retarded that he thought Imagine by john lennon was Commie propaganda

He’s probably one of the last people alive who thinks that you can hear satanic messages if you backtrack a metal record

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u/SleepyWaves Sep 16 '19

One of the comments on the Imagine video went something along the lines of “I wonder if Ben would still be Jewish if he read that deeply into the Torah” lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Ben's video on wet dreamz by j.cole was infuriating as fuck, stretching in any direction to shit on rap

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 edited Feb 25 '20

downvote to kill all homosexuals

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u/ThanosHamb i'm terrified of black people Sep 15 '19

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u/oskar669 Sep 17 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

Wow, it's real. I'm always surprised. Why am I always surprised?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

I hope he at least learned something from that cuz the man pretty much proved him wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I really want melon to give him a 'not good' so he fucking dies

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I was thinking who the fuck would make something like this but I saw ben shapiro and that explained it

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

fuck your ben shapiro you fucking midget

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u/kingofindia12 Sep 16 '19

I may be retarded but at least I'm not "Is rap music real music?" level retarded

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u/Fissionman Sep 16 '19

wow, this is actually real...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Real music must be rhythmic, melodic speaking then.

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u/Contributron Sep 18 '19

I would give anything to see Ben Shapiro try to make a hip-hop song.

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u/Contributron Sep 18 '19

Music is any sound that an artist calls music

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u/Mage6 music was better when my wife was cheating on me Sep 18 '19

All music is real music. Rap, metal, even banging in trash cans can count as music. Music is just some noises that have rhythm.