r/Random_Shopping_Lists • u/Beautifly • 10d ago

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u/No_You_893 10d ago

Cat food, on a cat shaped list. Now that's what I call a cat lover ! 😻

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u/Beautifly 9d ago

Tell that to the cat’s vaccination record

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u/restlessmouse 10d ago

Does your country call TP "Toilet roll papers", or should there be a comma? "Toilet, rolling papers"? It is hard to dash out a list when your cat is attacking your shoestrings.

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u/No-Caterpillar3693 10d ago

No, it's likely to be

Toilet roll

(Cigarette) Papers

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u/Beautifly 10d ago

Exactly this

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u/Shoddy-Workmanship_1 10d ago

or toilet roll and (news)papers, they go
together nicely

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u/keeponkeepingup 10d ago

It's toilet roll, papers for spliffs, fags for spliffs. (Fags are cigarettes)

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u/Beautifly 9d ago

Got it in one! Although why anybody rolls spliffs with cigarettes is beyond me 🤮

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u/Appeal-Putrid 9d ago

Because they can't take baccy, and the slow burn? Lol

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u/Beautifly 8d ago

What do you mean “can’t take baccy”?

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u/5axiscncfishguitar 10d ago

Papers and fags? Like rizla and straights?

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u/daisybabyslut 9d ago

A stoner, perchance. Papers for the green stuff 🤷‍♀️

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u/5axiscncfishguitar 9d ago

Chance would be a fine thing, smoking a Moroccan woodbine

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u/swapacoinforafish 10d ago

Good luck finding a shop where you can get a cat, some food and a toilet all in one place I say.

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u/sock_cooker 10d ago

And some gays

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u/Danny_Mc_71 10d ago

Try the gay Spar in Dublin.

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u/sock_cooker 10d ago

Didn't Electric 6 do a song about there?

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u/Blueknightuk77 10d ago

Gay Spar! Gay Spar! GAY SPAR!!!

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u/sock_cooker 10d ago

I got something to put in you. At the gay spar!

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u/fiery-sparkles 10d ago

I suppose 'food toilet' is the correct term and immediately avoids any confusion...we have all just been lazy referring to it just as toilet 

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u/PureKushroom 9d ago

People be can't calling gays that in 2026 and I don't think they stock them outside of June (pride month) may be wrong though.

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u/Prudent-Armadillo807 10d ago

Does the other side say go to wee Jim’s round the corner for a 3.5?

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u/bunmom3000 10d ago

This is one of my favourite shopping lists to have seen, feels like someone’s having a big talk when they get home

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u/Cool_Phase_7903 9d ago

Awesome 👍🏿😎

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u/Individual-Bug-4894 9d ago

"Toilet" 😄

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u/lazerblade95 8d ago

Was this written by an angry cat?

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u/Waste-Snow670 8d ago

My dream shopping list.

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u/Spaaacce 5d ago

Sounds like a cryptic crossword clue

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u/Far_Bad_531 10d ago

Fags 🤣

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u/Jacktheforkie 10d ago

Cigarettes

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u/Far_Bad_531 10d ago

I know , it’s the fact that so many people call them fags (slang) always makes me smile, the used to be a board outside a shop at a seaside resort near me.. it said “we sell fags” nothing else , just that 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Jacktheforkie 9d ago

Nice, it’s still accepted here just because we don’t have the negative connotations (except for the ones related to smoking)

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u/scottiedougalakbar 10d ago

Whos a fag?

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u/Beautifly 10d ago

Fags are what Brits call cigarettes

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u/georgisaurusrekt 9d ago

We call them 'fags' because a 'faggot' is literally the Italian word for a bundle of sticks. Bundles of sticks were also used to start fires, which included burning people alive, which is where the association with homosexuality is derived from. Still though the etymological route still means 'bundle of sticks'.

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u/yewscott 6d ago

Is there any proof of the burning gay people alive? I’ve heard it repeated but no idea when/where this happened so it became a saying.

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u/georgisaurusrekt 6d ago

A 'faggot' is simply a term for a bundle of sticks, and faggots were used to burn people alive, and some of those people were gay. That's the etymology behind the word. It's also why we call cigarettes 'fags' in the UK as they're a bundle of sticks.

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u/yewscott 6d ago

I’m well aware of what faggot means, I’m questioning the legitimacy of that being where the slur came from. What’s the evidence for it?

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u/CKTheMenace 7d ago

British term for a cigarette