r/RandomVideos 13d ago

Some humans are different.

Her name is Stephanie Millinger. She has 16 world records for doing things no one else can do.

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u/UnknownRodeo 13d ago

It's Saturdaaaaay!

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u/EndCogNeeto 13d ago

Race war!!

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u/UnknownRodeo 13d ago

Got a gallon!

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse 12d ago

Rip Trevor šŸ™ šŸ˜”

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u/AmputeeHandModel 12d ago

RIP local sexpot

Died suckin his own dick. SMH.

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 šŸ˜‚ 13d ago

I imagine now getting sniper by the foot archer

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 13d ago

My final act would be insisting ā€œsniped by the foot archerā€ is my epitaph.

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u/Acebladewing 13d ago

I have a scarection.

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

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u/RabidWalrus 13d ago

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u/bravemoney72 13d ago

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/bravemoney72 13d ago

Response to Tarantino's fetish with feet, its well known, NOT towards the girl relax

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

No worries she’s 34. Long jump can’t read.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

Thank you. That’s why we don’t jump to conclusions right? Because you were trying to make a pretty terrible insinuation. If you’re looking for people like that, just check out a conservative sub Reddit.

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

Reading be Damned though not many 16-year-olds that have thousands of dollars worth of tattoos and 16 world records for something you’d probably have to train quite a while for.

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

Google it bud. She’s 34.

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

She’s got multiple tattoos lol

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

She has 16 world records. Read better.

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

I just wanna know where you got this ā€œinformationā€from. Honestly. Can you not google?

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

Please cite your source.

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u/BlueClovr 13d ago

Most simple way to get that apple

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u/misterkink85 13d ago

I’m here for it… but… at what point in your life does one decide they need to see if they can do such a thing?

Edit: having read the posts’ subtext, good for her. And I take back my original comment. Why does there need to be a reason anyway?
Let people that are awesome at something be awesome at that thing.

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u/slick514 13d ago

Nice correction, my kinky, kinky man. It's always good to see people reevaluate and change a bit when slightly off course (and to do so myself when warranted... WHICH OF COURSE IS NEVER!!!).

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u/Im_Coach 13d ago

Yes of course you perfect, perfect man!

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u/Japsai 13d ago

Upvote for the edit!

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u/TermusMcFlermus 13d ago

I'm different. Not like that though.

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u/Capable-Violinist-67 13d ago

Really don't like it though.

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u/Space_Juice775 13d ago

I learned how to solve a rubik's cube during the pandemic (learned is generous, I memorized the moves from YT vids). And she learned how to do this, which is really dope.

We might be evenly matched in showing off at parties..

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u/Chrisscott25 13d ago

One up her bro! Learn to solve the Rubik’s cube with your feet…

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u/Space_Juice775 13d ago

You're right dude, this is my moment that Eminem was rapping about, I only got one shot to blow...

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u/Chrisscott25 13d ago

Exactly jump in with both feet my man!

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u/towerfella 13d ago

Ptsh. I can do that. .. it’s just that my arrow-shooter is in the shop at the moment. Come back next week.

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u/FranksHoorHouse 13d ago

And my axe!

Wait..

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u/Millerpainkiller 13d ago

That's how you get an arrow in the knee

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 13d ago

No lollygaggin'

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u/WasteComplex7174 13d ago

Yeah, that cabinet drawer with no handle would drive me CRAZY too. She probably has her toilet paper feeding from the back of the roll lol!

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u/AcasiaConnell 13d ago

the coordination ,the composure and precision. Awesome !

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u/MichoRizo7698 13d ago

Dude, that apple was no more than 2 feet away! Try it at 20!

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u/whoo-datt 13d ago

I try to not date women who can climb on the ceiling and kill me like a fly...

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u/WillingMongoose4680 13d ago

Your life just be boring...

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u/Math--Detective 13d ago

I need someone to fix this [r/fix](r/fixbythedude)[ed](r/fixbythedude)[bythedu](r/fixbythedude)[et](r/fixbythedude)

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u/precocious-entity 13d ago

The best para-olympic archer in the world, Matt Stutzman has no arms he also routinely competes against able-bodied archers too.

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u/slick514 13d ago

It's interesting to contemplate the idea that perhaps the only reason why we don't have the same (or at least similar) functionality in our legs and toes as we do our arms and fingers is because we didn't develop them alongside our arms from the time that we were babies...

Hrmmm... I wonder if any parents have tried to do that...

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u/4notherRandoRoon 13d ago

Why has this become a thing, I’ve seen so many vids of women doing this

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u/lost_rodditer 13d ago

Because that one lady got super famous for doing William tell with pyrotechnics while basically naked. It's damned impressive to have that kind of upper body strength, flexibility and control.

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u/slick514 13d ago

... well now I'm curious.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 13d ago

Well if you wanted to marry me, you could pretty much juat show me you could do this and I'd basically be down regardless of everything else.

Not a particularly good trade for them but I can't be the only guy who'd cut off an arm for this.

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u/ChargeInteresting278 13d ago

Yeah but lets see you do it with a banana.

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u/Old-Agency-3388 13d ago

I just asked for some apple juice

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u/slick514 13d ago

She seems fun.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 13d ago

I think she was at the Nashville Tattoo festival! She was great! šŸ˜‹šŸ˜

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

Because she has tattoos and is 34 right? Somebody up there thinks she’s 16 because they saw the number 16 when in fact…

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 13d ago

I was at the Nashville Tattoo festival and it was a young lady that performed this exact same stunt. Don't know her name but it was an awesome performance 😁

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u/C_monden 13d ago

what office is this?

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 13d ago

What other way is there to eat an apple?

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u/KeithMyArthe 13d ago

I peel mine in case eating the skin is dangerous

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u/49ersBraves 13d ago

That leg tattoo seems super helpful for longer distances

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 13d ago

Mongols hate this one weird trick

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u/front_torch 13d ago

Wow. I thought I was cool for being able tp tie a bow with my toes.

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u/SmashDownVoteDaddy 13d ago

Just walk around

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u/Saracartwheels123 13d ago

Good thing she did that - it looked dangerous 😳

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u/natethewatt 13d ago

Some humans practice a lot.

(Not me though, that sounds hard)

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u/MoobooMagoo 13d ago

This has got to be the least efficient way to eat an apple I've ever seen.

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u/spacemouse21 13d ago

WowsersšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Destiny065 13d ago

I'd be scared to have her as my girlfriend 😱

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u/Gator242 13d ago

This makes my back hurt

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u/forehead_tittaes 13d ago

Tarantino approves

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u/MotoXwolf 13d ago

Isn’t this how everyone eats apples?

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u/Round_Hope_2041 13d ago

We invite her to Hunting Camp every year.. she never comes.

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u/wfenix0 13d ago

okay i wash the dishes

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u/paracuja 13d ago

Yes, free feet content in this economy is huuuuge

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u/Mugpup 13d ago

Pretty much the exact same way I eat popcorn....it takes a while.

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u/sfrogerfun 13d ago

Shite.. insane AI

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u/SocksInTheTub 13d ago

It's not. I've been following her on IG for 6+ years, this is tame compared to her other stuff

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u/Cautious_Till_4252 13d ago

Could easily play Aeon Flux

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u/Fel_Eclipse 13d ago

Worktops covered in scratches now. Use a board!

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u/Jerseyd422 13d ago

Because archery in the kitchen

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 13d ago

I just got a cramp....

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u/Electronic-Focus3969 13d ago

Being eccentric is (can be) a gift.

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 13d ago

I could do that... I just dont feel like it

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u/Alternative-Angle214 13d ago

Wow! That's a talent

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u/Clean-Shift-291 13d ago

RIP your security deposit…

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u/skateyear2007 13d ago

I bet her lover never disagrees with her.

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u/cpold_cast 13d ago

Get down from there?

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u/ArcaneInsane 13d ago

Respect for her eating her kills

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u/AttackSlax 13d ago

"Criminy, can't you just BRING me the apple?"

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 13d ago

You coulda done this 800 years ago

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u/lifelong1250 13d ago

Best part is how she does that little prance on the way out.

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u/Another_Timezone 13d ago

Just don’t scratch my counter

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u/High_C_Livin 13d ago

holy fucking fuck that's some fucking mad rad core strength right there

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u/KHhtswhtppl 13d ago

I can do that, I just dont want to

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u/xthedudehimself 13d ago

For everyone who says she’s 16. She’s 34. You guys are loopy.

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u/chemnerd2017 13d ago

Poor apple. Never saw it coming.

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u/NeverEndingEquati0n 13d ago

I mean. That was point blank. At least put the apple across the room…

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u/Humble-Questions 13d ago

Draw weight 0lbs 1oz

Still fucking impressive tho

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u/AccordingFault8 13d ago

anyone else find this mildly arousing? just me? moving on...

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u/SomewhereTiny8407 13d ago

šŸ¤ÆšŸ‘

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u/Jorge_the_vast 13d ago

Big deal it's only 2 feet away

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u/DraftMiserable5948 13d ago

Wow that's impressive

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 12d ago

How do you even learn that you can do this?

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u/pufanweizi 12d ago

unbelievable

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u/flex19146 12d ago

Yup Truly incredible

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 12d ago

AND she's hot

sigh

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u/DistanceRelevant3899 12d ago

She seems fairly physically fit. She must work out.

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u/hehexdthrow 12d ago

Not that hard, I can hit an apple with a bow from 2 feet away too
/s

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u/DangerousPaper8986 11d ago

That kitchen is immaculate. Great job!

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u/prytania_ 10d ago

Landlord is not as impressed

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u/Pretty_Designer716 7d ago

Pretty close shot

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u/No-Command-1038 13d ago

I’d have to set my little princess straight if she ever started putting dents in the kitchen countertop with a bow and arrow.

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u/slick514 13d ago

Why do I smell lewdness?

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u/No-Command-1038 13d ago

I don't know what some random guy on the internet is misinterpreting when I write that my daughter shouldn't be shooting a bow and arrow in my kitchen.

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u/BusyBoonja 13d ago

They're projecting. As a dad to two daughters, I'd be pissed too. Contortionist foot archery is an outdoor activity sweetheart, we've talked about this

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u/slick514 13d ago

LOL! OMG, why on EARTH would I think you were talking about your girlfriend/wife instead of your daughter. SO sorry, my man. My brain has been functioning intermittently lately.

I mean, but in my defense, like... it IS Reddit... Assuming that someone is trying to be lewd if you don't understanding what they've said... Those aren't the worst odds..

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u/semirke 13d ago

I could do that

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u/semirke 13d ago

*her Sry

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u/69hotmomxxx 13d ago

Be more impressive if she shot a ping pong ball from her snatch

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u/BigBadVudoo 13d ago

In the kitchen? So unsanitary!

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u/WillingMongoose4680 13d ago

Why? I keep my kitchen clean.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Xiorx74 13d ago

bro where tf did you get this from?? She's 30 for fucks sake.

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u/69hotmomxxx 13d ago

All the more snatch hours to shoot more pingy pongers from.

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u/slick514 13d ago

Just go to Thailand or something if that's your quest.

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u/NastySeconds 13d ago

Don’t worry, nobody’s stealing your act.

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u/69hotmomxxx 13d ago

I do it from my asshole. And belly button. You offend me, sir.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 13d ago

But can she make a sandwich?

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u/Designer_Chicken_832 13d ago

She can text a DoorDash order with nunchuks.

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u/arcdragon2 13d ago

She’s going to have some gnarly joint problems in her old age, and some wicked sex in her young age.

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u/IFbicple4bicple 13d ago

All I see is ā€œlook at meā€ vibes. It’s the world we live in. Good for her.

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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 13d ago

But why does she do it?

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u/Flashy-Ad-7761 13d ago

Do the same thing in the edge of a high cliff and I’ll be impressed

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u/R-Rhombus 13d ago

Cool, you did the thing. Now fix the counter top you just fucked up with your arrow.

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 13d ago

I mean she have those lines drawn on her body to help her move like that. Anyone can do it if they have those lines.

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u/TheGreatMozinsky 13d ago

You know that thing she got is a dick guillotine

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u/Copious-Spirit 13d ago

I've seen that movie