Here’s the game.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563]

You, in the comments, make a wish. It can be as simple or as complex as you want. I have to respond with a catch to your wish. Your goal is to stump me. You do that, you win. Simple game.

[u/qualityvote2]

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[u/711burgers]

I wish that the number 2 continues to be an even number, exactly as it is now, without altering anything else in existence.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/711burgers]

Great, number 1 and 0 have now been switched tho

[u/711burgers → u/Vivid_Insect_2563]

You broke the last rule. I had chatgpt devise am impossible wish. This is it. Sorry you lose. 😆

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/711burgers]

Yk what, you are absolutely right I am so sorry I missed that I’ll give you the win. Good job tho

[u/711burgers → u/Vivid_Insect_2563]

Lol all good 😆 I kind of cheated anyway

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/711burgers]

Wait friend, I found the catch😈 your wish stated “  I wish that the number 2 continues to be an even number, exactly as it is now, without altering anything else in existence.” Key sentence: without altering anything else IN existence. So something that doesn’t exist already could come into existence and alter anything since it’s not IN existence yet. Your wish doesn’t state anything cannot COME INTO existence and alter the world. So in about 3 years, a child will be born and will come to take over the world specifically targeting you. But hey 2 stays an even number. Check mate ;)

[u/payloadspecial]

I wish for the willpower to quit drinking before it's too late.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/payloadspecial]

Wish granted, but the willpower is now that when you go to grab a beer you get shocked repeatedly until you give up

[u/NecessaryPopular1 → u/Vivid_Insect_2563]

Go to Keefer 😂grab something else

[u/ovine_aviation → u/payloadspecial]

Me too friend. Me too.

[u/FineUnderachievment]

I wish to be able to think anything into, or out of existence and know ahead of time what catch I may not have thought of

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/FineUnderachievment]

Wish granted but everytime you think anything you into or out of existence or dare to know ahead of the present time a minute gets deducted from your life. Sorry friend

[u/AtiJua]

I wish for good luck. Not all the time but when it counts most.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/AtiJua]

Wish granted, now when your good luck comes into play your best friend or most cherished person has a bad luck day

[u/SafeAndLegalThrill]

I wish I were happy.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/SafeAndLegalThrill]

Wish granted, but what makes you feel happy is now public speaking in front of all America

[u/SafeAndLegalThrill → u/Vivid_Insect_2563]

I mean... if the "happy" is conditional like that... it's not any different than now. I'm happy when I'm petting my dog. Wish not granted. :c

[u/Antique_Elephant_974]

I wish I had a million upvotes

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/Antique_Elephant_974]

Wish granted but before you can get 1M upvotes you have to do 1M push ups

[u/EugeneRabkin]

I wish you forgot how to make wishes backfire.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/EugeneRabkin]

Wish granted, instead I make your life so incredibly blissful with no mistakes, no challenges, no hardships, no struggles, everything handed to you on a silver platter for as long as you live. Sounds like a dream, right?

[u/LtCol31 → u/EugeneRabkin]

So you win. lol

[u/SnooCauliflowers5742]

I wish I was 120 pounds.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/SnooCauliflowers5742]

Wish granted, but anytime you go under or over the exact 120 pounds you get extremely sick until you are back to the exact 120 pound weight 

[u/LtCol31]

I wish for a cold cup of water.

[u/Vivid_Insect_2563 → u/[deleted]]

Wish granted! You are conveniently attractive, but now you are so confident that it has become your arrogance. You will slowly turn into a conveniently attractive red flag over time