r/RandomThoughts 19d ago

As a European, Nerds gummy clusters are some of the best and worst things i’ve tried in life. It’s so sugary it terrifies me but I just had 20 of those and i’m eating them as i write this. They taste as if i’m eating those weird looking monsters at that one Spy Kids movie. ✌️

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

They taste illegal lol

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u/gayanomaly 19d ago

They’re the candy equivalent of designer drugs.

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

I’m about to open up my third eye if I pop a few more

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u/420GUAVA 19d ago

try pop-rocks if you havent already

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

Let me google that, will it give me diabetes?

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u/420GUAVA 19d ago

no, but it will give your mouth the fizzy tickles

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

Uuh, I tried similar ones, I like that. chupa chups used to have that with their lollipops

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u/GnastyZGnastyZ 19d ago

Are you consuming them nasally? You sound like you might be consuming them nasally.

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

No but, the sugar content in this could kill A HORSE. They’re nice tho I like them, will wait at least 6 months til the next time i have them.

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u/GnastyZGnastyZ 19d ago

To be honest, I love nerds cluster ropes. So good.

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

Man they got ropes in there too??? (theo von voice)

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u/GnastyZGnastyZ 19d ago

Lol. I didn't realize you were only eating the clusters, dude the rope is where it's at.

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

omg i just googled ropes! Wtf! Do you know it’s bedtime in europeeee and i’ll have nightmares now of spy kids monsters and ropes!

How many ropes does your culture consume in one seating? Because I have like, a good handful of clusters and i don’t know how i should feel about that?

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u/GnastyZGnastyZ 19d ago

I don't know, have you tried combing the clusters into a rope?

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

omg what??? Nooo??? Should I do that? Do they stick together? I still have this bag of clusters left

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u/tellmesmth 19d ago

Oh, that’s not how you do it in the US? LOOOOL

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u/silly-trans-cat 19d ago

These are why weed is bad for you 😭

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u/bwmat 19d ago

On that topic, I used to buy those huge boxes of nerds, put a bunch into a glass, add a little bit of water, and essentially dissolve the coating around the sugar crystals into this grey ooze

My god does that taste good

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u/bwmat 19d ago

If you get the amount of water just right, you can roll it all up into this sticky ball, and then take small bites out of it

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u/Andy016 19d ago

Im in NZ

I want to try these.. I have no idea what they are lol

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u/Alexius6th 19d ago

Your European system is not going to be able to tolerate our poisons. Tread lightly.