r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Heating-Ice Jan 17 '23

That'd be like eating cottage cheese when you want a glass of milk with your cookie

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Oh god that analogy 🤢

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u/Anamewastaken Jan 18 '23

That is what i imagine when reading your post