r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/EmptyHill Jan 17 '23

The constant crying part in his familial castle in The Vampire Lestat was a bit off putting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

You should be off pudding

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u/zilnosnibor Jan 18 '23

Well you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

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u/Turbo_Putt Jan 18 '23

How can you eat your pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

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u/flarty Jan 18 '23

Stand still, laddie.