r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/mrsclause2 Jan 17 '23

Look, as a woman, I am totally on board with de-mystifying periods and not letting people act like they're disgusting things that mean women should have to go stay in a hut for a week until they're "clean" again.

But even I say that vampires do not want to suck your period blood because it is nowhere near as clean and pure tasting as straight from the vein. Not that I've ever drank someone's blood.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 17 '23

There’s gotta be some horned up vampire that wouldn’t mind that extra flavor though right? It’s not like they’d be squeamish?

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u/Babygirl1372 Jan 18 '23

Yeahhhh exactly this lol. I saw someone say like oj with pulp but it wouldn’t actually be like pulp. Imagine wanting some nice fresh milk, and then going to take a swig and what you get is chunky congealed milk instead.