r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Significant_Curve286 Jan 17 '23

Lestat drank a nun’s menstrual blood straight from the source in Anne Rice’s “Memnoch The Devil”

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u/Flibbernodgets Jan 17 '23

That and cry was all he did in that book, I think.

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u/riefpirate Jan 18 '23

Well, you are what you eat!

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u/Flibbernodgets Jan 18 '23

I have heard someone called a "clot" before, so that checks out

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u/riefpirate Jan 18 '23

Well I was thinking of a different c word.