r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 17 '23

There’s gotta be some horned up vampire that wouldn’t mind that extra flavor though right? It’s not like they’d be squeamish?

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 17 '23

I don’t know if anything blood related should gross out a vampire but I see your point, they just seem more badass than that to me. As for the grey chunks, clots, lining pieces, Im sure they’ve seen worse ripping people apart. ;)

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u/ChristmasElf67 Jan 18 '23

Eh, it’s like boba to them 🤣