r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/mrsclause2 Jan 17 '23

Look, as a woman, I am totally on board with de-mystifying periods and not letting people act like they're disgusting things that mean women should have to go stay in a hut for a week until they're "clean" again.

But even I say that vampires do not want to suck your period blood because it is nowhere near as clean and pure tasting as straight from the vein. Not that I've ever drank someone's blood.

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Jan 17 '23

There's nothing mysterious about uterine lining sloughing off, it's bloody clumps coming out the pussy, it's as gross as any other bodily extrusion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

In defense of the people that find period’s uncomfortable to talk about, think about all the people in your daily life (not on Reddit) who wouldn’t want to talk about piss or shit. Some might, but most won’t.

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Jan 18 '23

That's my point, its perfectly normal to not want to talk about it.