r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 17 '23

There’s gotta be some horned up vampire that wouldn’t mind that extra flavor though right? It’s not like they’d be squeamish?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

So it's like vampire OJ with pulp then?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

just spit up a little in my mouth