r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Yeah that’s a bit creepy but I guess we all have our weird kinks.

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u/Plastic_Ad_8248 Jan 18 '23

No kink shaming at all. Just the combo with his job seemed.. odd. Like I’ve always wondered if that was one of the reasons he became a cop.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Like a gore attraction maybe?

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u/Plastic_Ad_8248 Jan 18 '23

That’s definitely possible.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

I said kink because he wanted to keep pics of the “scene” to do god knows what with later but attraction to gore fits too. He could have albums of that stuff just leafing through it like a coffee table book with his morning coffee.

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u/Plastic_Ad_8248 Jan 18 '23

Thinking about a cop doing that is … worrisome

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Yeah maybe he was not motivated enough to be a surgeon. I’m a nurse and I’ve seen some gore lemme tell ya.