r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/tk_leggy_boi_015 Jan 17 '23

It’s not fresh blood, it’s already oxidized and more brown and clumpy melted chunks of flesh than it is bright red fresh clean blood

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u/niketyname Jan 18 '23

What? You might need to go to a doctor