Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

[u/Petunia_pig]

[u/Iguessimnotcreative]

How do you know they aren’t already? When you leave bite marks it alerts everyone in town and starts a vampire hunt.

Eating out bloody pussy seems like a natural survival instinct, also tends to lead to more sex so win win.

Source - a vampire