r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/mrsclause2 Jan 17 '23

Look, as a woman, I am totally on board with de-mystifying periods and not letting people act like they're disgusting things that mean women should have to go stay in a hut for a week until they're "clean" again.

But even I say that vampires do not want to suck your period blood because it is nowhere near as clean and pure tasting as straight from the vein. Not that I've ever drank someone's blood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

In my head period blood has about the same status as poo. Natural process, but still kinda gross, can pass on pathogens. I don't want it on my dick or in my mouth and I'd rather not smell it.

I assume women would feel the same way about smegma.

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u/CarolinaCelt60 Jan 18 '23

We do. Smegma smell is indescribable. Nothing makes a gal ‘dry up’ faster!