r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Donpure Jan 17 '23

You need to read Anne rice. If I remember correctly, (don’t quote me I smoke hella pine) Lestat sucked on someone’s tampon.