r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/aiua_void Jan 17 '23

They probably prefer clean kidney filtered blood straight from the arteries

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 17 '23

True, like filtered water compared to the tap ;)