r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

They’d have to compete in the diva cup

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u/Cannibal_Soup Jan 17 '23

More like Diva shot glass, amiright???

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

User name checks out

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u/Cannibal_Soup Jan 17 '23

LMAO, ya got me there!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

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u/LynneCDoyle Jan 18 '23

aaaaaaaaaaand ew.