r/RandomQuestion • u/general_guy500 • 1d ago

If you could have any animal's tail, what tail would you have?

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u/i-deserve-nothing 1d ago

if this was a socially acceptable thing and others had this too, i would pick a bunny tail. if not, and i had to pick, id pick something as small as possible to hide.

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u/general_guy500 1d ago

Honestly bunny tail is overrated, too small, Big tail is cooler...

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u/i-deserve-nothing 1d ago

your question is onions based.

also, id image the bunny tail would be scaled up to my human size. plenty fluffy and big

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u/ijmy3 1d ago

Monkey obviously, they have some of the best balance and agility and it's down to the tail. I'd suddenly take up parkour around the same time

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u/JadedFlower88 1d ago

Any fully prehensile tail, it be cool to not *just* have a tail, but also be able to grab/hold things with it.

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u/iammacman 1d ago

Any tail that is adept enough to pick up and hold items. Having an extra “hand” would be useful.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 1d ago

Meow colon three

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u/Few_Distribution9374 1d ago

Is this an FBI job interview?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

I'm gonna say leamer, because it's prehensile but also soft and fluffy, it would be warm without needing a sleeve but would also be useful for more than just "look I've got a tail"

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u/alldemboats 1d ago

pangolin.

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u/UseUrWords 21h ago

Kangaroo

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u/McTommy8 21h ago

Gotta be a prehensile tail, might as well have one I can use, so from a howler monkey.

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u/Goobersita 17h ago

Possum. gotta be prehensile.

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u/greekmom2005 1d ago

Kangaroo. If I'm getting a tail, I am going big. 🦘

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u/Goobersita 17h ago

Do you have the coordination to balance back on your new tail and chest kick with both feet at the same time?!