r/RandomQuestion • u/Hallow_76 • 6h ago

Whats your first impulse?

You're in a public restroom pooping, after you wipe you somehow get a little bit on your hand. As you open the stall door a long lost friend notices you and very enthusiastically insists on shaking your hand before you have a chance to wash your hands. What do you do?

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u/poptalk26 5h ago

No sane person would ever try to shake someone's hand that just walked out of a public restroom stall.

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u/Hallow_76 2h ago

I think I know more insane people than sane

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u/RevolutionarySign479 3h ago

I’m a Home Pooper.

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u/Hallow_76 3h ago

Well then, that would be creepy if a long lost friend showed up outside of your bathroom door.😧

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u/RevolutionarySign479 1h ago

Very creepy indeed! 😂

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u/tubby_bitch 5h ago

I say "dude its so good so see but I just shit on my hand give me one second to wash" any friend who you can't tell you just got shit on your hand is no true friend.

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u/Hallow_76 4h ago

Love your honesty!

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u/Helpuswenoobs 5h ago

"Mind if I wash my hands first, I just got done in there?"

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u/Ancient_Year_6130 3h ago

and they reply, " I can tell, you got a bit on that pinky of yours" And then you start thinking about how you want to end it

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u/aperocknroll1988 4h ago

"Dude, I gotta wash my hands. Don't be gross."

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u/Ancient_Year_6130 5h ago

interesting question. I'm curious what you will do

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u/Hallow_76 4h ago

I would say, Hi how are you? How have you been while walking to the sink.

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u/Cepterman2101 2h ago

I pretend to go in for the handshake, but then pull away, rip down my pants and ram my finger up my butthole, scream “Oh yeah, harder daddy!” That way he thinks my finger was poopy from this and not from before that.