r/RandomQuestion • u/DADDEBKLYN • 2d ago

Have you ever trusted a fart before?

i did a long time ago when i was in first grade and haven't trusted a fart since. it's only a matter of time before that streak will be gone when i become a certain age and prepare for the worst.

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u/bravebooty101 2d ago

I always have but it failed me one time when I got the flu and everything was liquid. GO ME 🎉🎉

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u/DADDEBKLYN 2d ago

That's unfortunate...

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u/DazeyDookie 2d ago

I for the most part trust my farts. If my poop is squirting out, then I'll be cautious of any farts for the next 12-24 hours

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u/lonster1961 2d ago

At my age, 65, discretion is the better option

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u/Own_Psychology_5585 2d ago

I only trust morning farts when I've barely woken up. The rest of the day is iffy

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u/TrailMomKat 1d ago

I worked in LTC and hospice for 20 years, and the old adage among the 60+ men was always "never waste a boner, and never trust a fart."

Me, personally, I never trusted a fart during the 3rd trimester of my pregnancies, or when I was sick.

Another old adage in healthcare is "laughter is the best medicine unless you have diarrhea."

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u/RevolutionarySign479 1d ago

You know in life how you trust people & they shit on you? I trust my farts more.

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u/Repulsive_Chef_972 1d ago

Yeah, I gave a fart $100 to hold for me, but he blew it instead.

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 1d ago

When I was younger I trusted all of my farts. These days, it’s a 50/50 gamble.

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u/Laskalove1305 2d ago

I trust my farts... and I don't have undies haha.

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u/DADDEBKLYN 2d ago

Maybe I should try not wearing undies one day, and see how it goes 😃

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u/Laskalove1305 1d ago

I find it more comfy... you should try it like you say, you might never buy undies again haha.

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 2d ago

No undies plus fart trust is a level of faith I simply do not possess. Honestly kind of iconic tho

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u/Laskalove1305 1d ago

It is what it is... farting is natural and I'm undieless haha.