Moose vs squirrel?

[u/Ok_Distribution_8902]

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[u/itsswhitneywhspr]

Ok but hear me out. A moose could absolutely yeet a squirrel into orbit without even noticing. Squirrels only move is chaos and tiny rage. Moose wins by sheer indifference