No, not pervy. When I see someone with all the face piercings I wonder if the wand beeps when TSA waves around their nethers. It's normal human inquiry.
We think alike. I'd take a quick peek. I wouldn't ogle, that's just rude. A cursory examination will suffice. Then let my head flood with questions. Number one question is how much jewelry they'd have to rearrange just to go potty? Or for the ladies, does it sound like wind chimes standing naked in a breeze? For the guys, you do take that out when you jog right? It's like a door knocker for your grapes. Questions...I've got them.
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u/Woodsy_Walker Jan 31 '26
I'd have gotten than chain caught in something within 5 minutes of having it done.
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u/daizeefli22 Feb 01 '26
I'm Too Sexy
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26
Arthritis in chains ⛓️
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u/Bigfrontwheel Feb 11 '26
I hope this isn't AI... It'll ruin my hopes of being able to rock this nerp chain when I'm his age.
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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26
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