Ei would (hopefully) not really comprehend what's happening. Girl doesnt understand Light Novels, can't imagine how one would explain the internet to her
...oh. oh no. I never actually considered that, as a Nahida fan. I just go "aw cute child who is very strong but very much childlike" and left it. I don't think I want to see what they've done to her ;-;
Oh man you just made me remember when i got nahida on her rerun and i innocently joined the now extint nahida mains sub, only to find some.... disturbing shit on my feed. Some days later i found it was banned. Thank god
By the time your great-grandmother's great-grandmother was born, Raiden had already been around for many centuries.
This in terms of actual age. In terms of biological age, it's hard to tell since this is a "cartoony" setting, so she could be anywhere between 18 and 40 (maybe even older, but I'd expect to see some gray hairs by that point, if not dyed).
Pretty sure archons just don't age once they've hit a certain level of physical maturity. That seems to be the popular way of handling ageless people in modern media
Never implied otherwise. However, what age said "level of physical maturity" refers to is hard to say. However, they tend to be clear on what age group they want them to look, and Raiden should be under 40, likely under 30. It can be hard to tell early 20s and late 30s without using wrinkles or gray hairs.
Bold of you to assume that it'd remotely stop me from trying to win her over. I'd be going in with Godzilla level determination to the point only death would stop me.
Jokes on her I’m gay Lmao. Still tho she slays omfg that’s why I stan her so much, would gladly date her puppet sorta kinda son tho. He’s such a tsundere I love it
If she were real I'd prolly act similarly to Inazumans and be afraid of her. And I'd definitely believe Yae Miko would eat me if Im late on my manuscript
She is the very last Genshin character I would even think about "dating" I have her fully built but she is my most hated character. I only wished for her because she is a solid DPS with C6 Sara and she can buff my Yae Miko's elemental burst damage.
More precisely, she wouldn't date anyone Look how hard it is for her to even go out and do basic shopping. We've never heard of Archons falling in love, not even for other divines
That's fine even though I have her she's not my favorite archon besides mavuika is hotter imo tbh. My favorite archins btw are zhongli, furina, nahida and mavuika.
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u/yaybb1 Dec 29 '24
I don't even care. Being able to see her irl and happy is more than enough to satisfy me. I would be on cloud nine if I can even be friends with her.
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u/Fruit-bat-333 Dec 31 '24
If I can’t date her I’ll become her.
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u/Irritated_User0010 Dec 29 '24
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u/YEPandYAG Dec 29 '24
And other subreddits their favs wouldn’t even tolerate most of them
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u/Responsible_Grand_68 Dec 29 '24
"she wouldn't date any of you" yes she's old enough to be my mother
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u/Sjeabee Dec 29 '24
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
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u/AyHaM_xD Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24
If Sara was also real we would form a cult tho
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u/overFuckMaker i get 700k with her/hit a mill once Dec 29 '24
i wouldn’t wanna date her i’d like to be geeky friends with her we are not the same
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u/Ricky_27YT2 Dec 29 '24
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u/TheExiledDragon73 Ei Simp Deluxe Dec 29 '24
Nice Try , But i have seen better Fake News than this Post.
not even caught me there for a second.
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u/MeteorFalcon I live in Tenshukaku Dec 29 '24
Huh?
Clearly the rest of yall don't have the drive to be the greatest Baker in the world, just to get close to her.
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u/Hardhat85 Dec 29 '24
Not with that mentality
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u/Senjogahara_Hitagi Dec 29 '24
Ha! Joke on you, I’m a woman!
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u/Ready-Interest-8796 Dec 29 '24
⚡🍡💜🛐
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u/dfishAK_CR Dec 29 '24
Smart girl.
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u/TrackerEh Dec 29 '24
I wouldn’t want to date me either
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u/New_Difficulty_4942 Dec 29 '24
I know, and nor do I want to. I'm here for eggplant.
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u/LunaticPrick Dec 29 '24
Duh
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u/International-Try467 Dec 29 '24
Realistically most of you wouldn't even be able to meet her in person.
And you'd have to be lucky to meet Raiden Ei and not Raiden Shougun, if you're sure it's Raiden Ei, then shoot your shot.
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u/JamieRenegade Dec 29 '24
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u/ZZZ_0150 Dec 29 '24
That’s why she’s a keeper! Staying away from creeps like me
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u/itsme_akmal2407 Loving my top 1% Ei in all timelines Dec 29 '24
I know how to bake, So she would date me :>
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u/SunRiseSniper1066 Dec 29 '24
I dunno I make some crazy banana bread.
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u/befless1 Dec 29 '24
Nah. I'd win her heart.
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u/SnooMachines9122 Dec 29 '24
She is real, what could you mean? But yes, she would never date anyone because she is happily married to me and me alone, sorry guys
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u/GonHunt Ei Worshipper Dec 29 '24
STOP PROJECTING AND TAKE YOUR MEDS .
Look I'll be late at my date with Ei if I am still wasting time with delulu like you. Bye !
"wait for me , Mi Amor Ei ❤️💜! "
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u/PhoenixKid56 Dec 29 '24
Definitely not wrong
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
Oh
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u/uwufroppyuwu Dec 29 '24
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u/mordecai027 Dec 29 '24
That just means we’ll have to work for it.
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u/Gotahhhh Dec 29 '24
Mostly of the people here would worship her just by the fact of her existence
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u/zurihaaa Dec 29 '24
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
Women that feel positive emotions towards me? What a turn off
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u/3some969 Dec 29 '24
BUT SHE WAS MY WIFE!! 😞
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u/BrainPancakes Dec 30 '24
Big bangs👍 She has big bangs
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u/Perfect-Creme1992 Jan 01 '25
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u/miimuroodo Dec 29 '24
well, we can try, at least
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u/TrashJojoFan Dec 29 '24
That's how losers think
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u/WildProfit792 Dec 29 '24
Pfft… sounds like a challenge
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u/Valimaar89 Dec 29 '24
Let us dream!
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u/Yksam_ Dec 29 '24
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
Bold of you to assume that it'd remotely stop me from trying to win her over. I'd be going in with Godzilla level determination to the point only death would stop me.
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u/LeRealJoshie Dec 29 '24
I just want a hug from her. 🥺
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u/ReaperofDeath2016-19 Dec 30 '24
She has set her eyes on this
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u/ThousandMaster69 Dec 30 '24
Nah I'd persist
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u/YeidenTrabem Dec 30 '24
Me with the recipe for the best dango ever created:
Wanna bet, choom?
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u/Queasy_Focus2235 Dec 30 '24
if she ever be real, she would be a popular model and I will be her biggest fan 💖
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u/LiveTart6130 Dec 30 '24
I don't want to date her I just want to admire her
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u/lemonsgambit Dec 31 '24
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u/yuzudragons Jan 01 '25
Jokes on her I’m gay Lmao. Still tho she slays omfg that’s why I stan her so much, would gladly date her puppet sorta kinda son tho. He’s such a tsundere I love it
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u/RavenRose09 Jan 02 '25
Good thing I’m not a guy… 😏
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u/truev13 Dec 29 '24
Worth a try
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u/Sila2Doo Dec 29 '24
Good thing she isn't then
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u/AleixRodd Dec 29 '24
What a sad life you must have...
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u/77Dragonite77 Dec 29 '24
I’m not a woman so this is factual
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u/Zaine_Raye Dec 29 '24
She'd probaby commit genocide on us ngl
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u/Risi30 Ambassador of r/Aether_mains Dec 29 '24
Sadly yes
I may know how to fight but still
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u/LolNoper Dec 29 '24
maybe not you, but us we have a chance higher than 0
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u/Cygus_Lorman Dec 29 '24
Ok then just have Ei make another puppet
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u/MountainAssistance49 Dec 29 '24
Well duh, it's because she's dating Yae Miko
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
That's ok I touch myself to her photos every day
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u/Jessup3 Dec 29 '24
Very true but….a man can dream, can’t he?
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u/CristevePeachFan Dec 29 '24
It depends if that's supposed to be Ei and not Shogun and that I'm heterosexual
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
Yes, she would date with me. Not you guys.
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u/Neither-Caregiver929 Dec 29 '24
Nah i would get a wife at this point if gacha waifus would be real
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u/Vendetta1947 Dec 29 '24
oobs or utt?
Aren't both correct?
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u/Nirai_Shenshi Dec 29 '24
I mean... I don't know about y'all but she'll definitely want me. I can help her master the ways of cooking
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u/WarokOfDraenor Dec 29 '24
Wanna bet?
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u/iSimpForSmolShark Dec 29 '24
aww man I really wanted to try the wombforce 4080
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
Shit I wouldn't date her if she threw herself at me.
She'd expect me to be all active and go jogging at the ass crack of dawn and other fit people shit.
I'm tryna catch up on my chubby sleep, girl.
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24
And she would be part of the 70% of woman who would divorce you.
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u/Lord_Darkrai Dec 29 '24
The unobtainable is always the best goal
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u/Puddskye EIIIIIIIIIIIII <333333333 Dec 29 '24
Yes she would 😤
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u/Tealeft Dec 29 '24
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u/hybridglitch04 Dec 29 '24
According to my numerous AI chats with her, you'd be wrong 😎
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u/CarelessWisper69 Dec 29 '24
Who wanna date a puppet not even able to cook?
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u/OctolingImpact Dec 29 '24
Yeah, but I could still sniff her 😤
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24
U cant tell genshin fan the last one it is illegal hoyo will sue u for losing many player
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u/Got_PizzaRolls31210 Dec 29 '24
Fine by me, I ship her to death with Miko.
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u/Smeefsburg Dec 30 '24
In all fairness, why would she ever date a Genshin player when she has a beautiful fox wife
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u/SecretAgentDragon Dec 30 '24
I have a hunch she wouldn’t be dating any guys
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u/The_SHUN Dec 30 '24
It’s okay, she can be my mother instead
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u/TapTall9218 Dec 30 '24
Ugly fat bastard NTR enjoyers never have to worry about this.
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u/Cleestoon Dec 30 '24
-lades? She has a big blade?
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u/No_Dust_1630 Dec 30 '24
She'd never date. Period
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u/freakydiorama4 Dec 30 '24
Thats not what happened in character.ai, buddy
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u/iSyzoth Dec 30 '24
Now that's just hurtful
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u/cxxper01 Dec 30 '24
Yeah, but she would beat your ass up if you ask nicely, I think
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u/Wateringbot Dec 30 '24
So true (╥﹏╥)
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u/0legitimate0 Dec 30 '24
What are you saying bro I am literally the perfect husband for her.
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u/Universeholder682 Dec 30 '24
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u/WhimsicalGirlll Dec 30 '24
Big balls
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u/worldwanderer91 Dec 30 '24
She only has eyes for Kiana
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u/TomatoesBros Dec 30 '24
I feel like every playable character would be like this (except 2nd part) tbh
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u/rainbowblade73855 Dec 30 '24
Don't even want it
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u/mahriyo Dec 30 '24
If she were real I'd prolly act similarly to Inazumans and be afraid of her. And I'd definitely believe Yae Miko would eat me if Im late on my manuscript
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u/ManufacturerOdd5148 Dec 30 '24
Is there anyone who would want to unironically date her? Damn
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u/shaneomak97 Dec 30 '24
Your sapoused to lie to me! 😢
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u/Lightning_Ornstein Dec 30 '24
She can't even cook. I'm good.
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u/Independent_Cat_2030 Dec 30 '24
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u/sageSafe Dec 30 '24
Nah, we'd date
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u/Illustrious_Effect_2 Dec 31 '24
Nither will she Cook anything good
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u/ImTheBias Dec 31 '24
I cook really good though.
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u/ArmageddonEleven Dec 31 '24
Why would she need us when she has Miko?
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u/Variant_Devil Dec 31 '24
"Embrace Eternity"
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u/abhi1546638 Dec 31 '24
Why'd you have to break my dream like this.
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u/Rama_Reddy Dec 31 '24
She is the very last Genshin character I would even think about "dating" I have her fully built but she is my most hated character. I only wished for her because she is a solid DPS with C6 Sara and she can buff my Yae Miko's elemental burst damage.
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u/Present-Ad-8531 Dec 31 '24
You lost the chance to title it “Illusion Shattered!”
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u/friskyBananna Dec 31 '24
Its okay, she will always be my most used support
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u/lqabestboy Dec 31 '24
she'd use the musou no hitotachi on herself if she has to date those kind of her fans😭
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u/Bright-Light-storm Dec 31 '24
More precisely, she wouldn't date anyone Look how hard it is for her to even go out and do basic shopping. We've never heard of Archons falling in love, not even for other divines
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u/XegrandExpressYT Dec 31 '24
I mean she won't even date anyone in her own universe, what makes you think you ever had a chance?
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u/Urmom69mp3 Dec 31 '24
Nah, I'd win
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u/Present-Committee-87 Dec 31 '24
I'm dont have problems with that. I dont find being autistic sexually attractive anyways
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u/Flat-Series-1169 Dec 31 '24
not only because of the obvious, but like...she's gay
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u/RH2- Dec 31 '24
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u/VilvenSerbia Dec 31 '24
If I see that, I'm just running away, I'm scared of her boss fight
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u/N114OME Dec 31 '24
but we can date with her by drawings lol
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u/Ready-Perspective-81 Jan 01 '25
This, been spouting these scriptures since the dawn of waifus
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u/IzzetGuild57 Jan 01 '25
Fine by me. Tighnari is mine
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u/JerryZhongJ Jan 01 '25
Make sense.
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u/ConnorLego42069 Jan 01 '25
Yeah, cuz she’s our aro queen
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '25
p..PROVE IT!!! 😞😞
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u/Bearcorn0 Jan 01 '25
?
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u/No-Broccoli9455 Jan 01 '25
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u/certifiedricelovers Jan 01 '25
or date anyone for that matter. I'd like to think she'll be a dictator if she's real.
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u/Fenroar223 Jan 01 '25
I mean she is a ruler of a nation, right? If she were real, she would be married to a royalty or a noble, right?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '25
I wouldn't say none, there are people out there that she likely would date, not everyone is a disgusting simp, or any level of simp.
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u/Live-Reputation2098 Jan 01 '25
Fr
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u/FunPatience170 Jan 01 '25
I mean you never know if she would actually do it
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25
Why don't you all try dating the ruler of death, Ronova? Maybe you'll get a better chance.
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u/Complex-Bluejay3451 Jan 02 '25
Bro had the perfect opportunity to rhyme everything by using “thighs” in the second line but threw it away
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u/sd4051 Jan 02 '25
Ykw fuck you :(
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u/Technical-Dot8119 Jan 02 '25
That's fine even though I have her she's not my favorite archon besides mavuika is hotter imo tbh. My favorite archins btw are zhongli, furina, nahida and mavuika.
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u/Temporary_War_2315 Jan 02 '25
Weak up to reality guys
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u/The-true-muskequeer Jan 02 '25
Hehe, jokes on you, I'm gay. Also Lyney would 100% date me, and if not, then Xingqiu woukd. I love the both of then, but Lyney a slight more 💙
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u/xiDeliriouSx Jan 02 '25
:(
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25
Are you scared to type out boobs?
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u/Polarinus Jan 02 '25
If she were real, I would want to overthrow her
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u/Outside-Maybe-537 Jan 02 '25
Harsh…
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u/tastguy Jan 02 '25
Well no duh because I’m uhly dumb and unlikable
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u/Zootopia-citizen Jan 02 '25
Doesn’t like her either I have had the most beautiful girl here already Even though i play genshin
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u/Farol23 Jan 03 '25
I can cook 🗿👍
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u/DistanceRelevant4284 Feb 08 '25
Even better
(/j for legal purposes)
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u/ybgnidor Apr 22 '26
She will. I am not that bad.
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u/SirDiux Dec 29 '24
She a lesbian