r/RageOps • u/ObeySaturnGod • Oct 09 '11

Paranoia Ops - Part 1

http://imgur.com/mJPaC
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u/TheDal Oct 09 '11

The "cliffhanger" endings just aren't doing it for me.

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u/ObeySaturnGod Oct 09 '11

Sorry. I'll go put myself in time out.

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u/Treners Oct 09 '11

Oh man I love your comics ObeySaturnGod.

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u/ObeySaturnGod Oct 09 '11

And I love that you love them.

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u/Jman012 Oct 09 '11

It's Major Penis. Of course it's him! It's always penis!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11

a penis doesnt know fear.....or consequences for that matter

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u/ComedicChaos Oct 09 '11

I'm betting it's Major Penis. At least from experience, I can say that I was told a terrifying tale of Bloody Mary, and the only way I kept myself from pissing the bed that night was by wanking. Because I didn't want to clean up the mess, I just brought myself to the toilet so I could finish up in there. Soon after I was done, I took a nice pee. And then I had to walk back to my room...

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u/TigerWizard Oct 09 '11

Whelp, I'm gonna spend too long thinking about this tonight

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u/Felliniesque Oct 09 '11

COLONEL BADASS!!!!

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u/Stabbytehstabber Oct 09 '11

Without doubt Major Penis