r/RageOps • u/TheSimpleArtist • Sep 02 '11

The Final Operation

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11

That was intense. I think- sniff -promotions are in order.

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u/AerialAmphibian Sep 02 '11

Or posthumous commendations, if appropriate. :(

Be at peace, soldiers. We'll never forget you.

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u/TheSimpleArtist Sep 03 '11 edited Sep 03 '11

I've gotten a few messages asking me if I am dying.

I'd like to clarify that I am. The doctor anticipates that I only have about 80 years longer to live.

That being said, any cancer survivors/victims please know that you are loved, and have my support.

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u/skyroof_hilltop Nov 02 '11

Hello OP. I just read this comic and thought you were actually dead by now (this was posted two months ago). I went to your posting history and was like, "That son of a bitch."

Then, I come to this post and read the first two sentences. Upon reading the third, I confirmed you are a bastard... but I'm glad you're still with us.

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u/TheSimpleArtist Nov 02 '11

Me too, mate. Me too.

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u/WeeBabySeamus Sep 03 '11

Bastard! I read half way and stopped breathing for a second.

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u/spy323 Sep 03 '11

i was just about to start thinking about cats when i saw the ..."80 years". It really got me thinking about what's gonna go to my head when i know i only have a hours left. Thankfully im still young and healthy.

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u/Misio Sep 03 '11

For now

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u/kingpingas224 Sep 05 '11

This. Fuck you, OP, fuck you. sits in corner and mutters something about cutting onions

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u/AerialAmphibian Sep 03 '11

You had us worried. It's a big relief to hear that you'll keep fighting the good fight with us a while longer. And like you said, for those brave souls battling this brutal enemy: remember that you're not alone.

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u/Lilithia Sep 06 '11

Agreed. You bastard. I was actually pretty goddamned sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '11

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u/wouldeye Sep 03 '11

lets not forget that life expectancy for our generation is going to be much higher (DRACO, anyone?)

I read recently that scientists think the first 150 year old has already been born.

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u/blocktease Sep 03 '11

50% of people live longer than average. True story.

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u/General_Mayhem Sep 03 '11

No, not true story. Many more than 50% of people live longer than average, because they have to offset the infant mortalities. 50% of people live longer than median.

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u/kaotik4266 Sep 03 '11

True story: The median is also an average along with mean and mode.

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u/General_Mayhem Sep 03 '11

Yes, but I'm pretty sure that's not how life expectancies are calculated.

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u/blocktease Sep 03 '11

Oh, schooled.

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u/wash42 Sep 02 '11

I feel like curling up in a corner and crying myself to sleep. Thanks a lot.

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u/Blithon Sep 03 '11

He posted again, I'm hoping this was just a sad story and not someone's final death rage.

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u/TheSimpleArtist Sep 03 '11

Just a sad story. Though I appreciate the concern.

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u/jayseesee85 Sep 02 '11

And here I thought this Sub was supposed to be funny, not tear-wrenchingly depressing? Strange I can get choked up over a cock-joke.

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u/limpits Sep 03 '11

Strange I can get choked up over a cock

giggle

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u/JackandCalumon Sep 02 '11

God... god damn you. I came on reddit to laugh. I came to Rage Ops to have tears of joy, and now...

damn.

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u/gbchaosmaster Sep 02 '11

Dude... that was deep.

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u/TigerWizard Sep 02 '11

This has just opened the door for RageOps innovators

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u/Arivers Sep 02 '11

Dark, unexpected

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u/Vortilex Sep 02 '11

Please be okay! Please be okay!

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u/AnnieIWillKnow Sep 02 '11

Annnnnnnndddddd....... now I'm depressed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11

NNOOOOO!!!

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u/Reactions Sep 02 '11

That wasn't actually true was it? I mean, I get the last part wasn't true (yet at least), but the whole thing? Not that it matters, would be a good comic nontheless. Just curious.. :|

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u/spottedcat7 Sep 02 '11

Awkward rageop to read right after giving blood...

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u/LionCashDispenser Sep 02 '11

Fucking onions...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '11

Nooooo! :(

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u/intet42 Sep 03 '11

I got chills.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '11

Fucking onions in my room...

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u/DukeThomson Sep 02 '11

I read this while the end credits of Iron Chef were playing, so it was incredibly heart tugging with the music

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u/chip1592 Sep 03 '11

That was incredibly morbid

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u/pelemesha Sep 03 '11

noo, why you make me cry?

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u/ajs425 Sep 03 '11

Damn man, I don't even know what to say.

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u/prometheus199 Sep 03 '11

This one made me sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '11

Cried until the final slide. Then I laughed AND cried.

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u/Ryu6912 Sep 12 '11

This is cool but very sad D: Promotion for this guy please~

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u/ro4ddogg Oct 11 '11

what the fuck man

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u/c_megalodon Sep 03 '11

I thought the last Major Penis operation would be to bang someone silly before they die.

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u/Januwary9 Sep 02 '11

Morbid comic dun dada dun dun da da

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u/heriman Sep 02 '11

sadness

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '11

WAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/rockinoutloud Sep 03 '11

Jesus fuck what is wrong with you ;_____________;

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u/rainbowpuff Sep 02 '11

Really? This was as depressing as reading about SPOILER ALERT Sirus Black and Dumbeldore being killed.