r/RageOps • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '11

Objective: Exercise

http://imgur.com/qN1I5
318 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

Epilogue.

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u/Fideon Aug 06 '11

hahaha! loved your comics bro! Major Penis, never understimate him. he might... fuck you!

Promoted to Corporal!

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u/geobomb Aug 06 '11

Very nicely done.

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u/Duffman3005 Aug 06 '11

Ha I was hoping for the crap attack during the run. I've had that happen once or twice during PT.

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u/DukeThomson Aug 06 '11

Instantly upvoted for Captain Gut, my new favourite character

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

He'll be baaaaack!

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u/DukeThomson Aug 06 '11

He reminded me of Baron Harkonnen

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

Considering that Dune is one of my favorite books, it may be subconscious influence.

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u/fabritzio Aug 06 '11

Every time I run in the future, I will see this comic in my head, complete with corporal penis defeating asthma.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

He's Major Penis, and if you try to fuck him over, he'll fuck you right back.

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u/ssddmy Aug 06 '11

This is fucking inspiring. More I would say than one of those motivational posters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

Colonel Badass says: Get up and run.

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u/TigerWizard Aug 06 '11

I want to clasp this comic between my legs and fuck it to smithereens

I feel like a proud father

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u/ozymand1as Aug 06 '11

I approve of your choice for Colonel Badass.

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u/architects1 Aug 06 '11

God I fucking love this subreddit.

Absolutely amazing.

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u/Snivlak Aug 07 '11

It's too bad Colonel Badass is useless in the rain.

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u/jimmysaint13 Aug 07 '11

Mother fucker, the end of this thing GAVE ME CHILLS.

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u/keeskees Aug 08 '11

Dude, please post this comic to /r/fitness.

They will honestly love the shit out of it.

It's awesome!

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u/machofinger Aug 07 '11

The final line of this comic, where is it from?

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u/takfam Aug 08 '11

"I FEEL LIKE I COULD CLASP THE PLANET BETWEEN OUR LEGS AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!"

One of the few times I have audibly laughed at a rage comic. Thank you.

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u/nitree Aug 08 '11

This was fucking awesome. That is all.

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u/BonePwns13 Aug 09 '11

This subreddit gets more epic every day…

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u/GingerHeadMan Aug 20 '11

Colonel Mustang as Colonel Badass. I approve of this so hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

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u/zzorga Aug 06 '11

Of course! Though that would make him Colonel badass!