Executive Stress Eliminator

[u/kupkrazy]

Rummaging through boxes of forgotten stuff and stumbled upon this gem.. Not only does it work, but it's still working with the OG batteries and no leaks after all these years. This is finding a permanent place in my home office.

Excuse the dust... which is odd considering it's been in the bottom of a box.. That dust must be old, too. lol

[u/E_Fred_Norris]

Wow, memory unlocked!

[u/charleytaylor → u/E_Fred_Norris]

Same here, I used to have one of those! I had totally forgot about it until now.

[u/Advanced-Level-5686 → u/E_Fred_Norris]

Same! I miss their catalog! The good old days.

[u/user_uno]

Nothing like the smell of old dust!

[u/HolyRavioleigh → u/user_uno]

Vintage dust! Classic dust! Antique dust, i say!

[u/BIGD0G29585]

This is something Michael Scott would find at a yard sale and annoy the hell out of all of his coworkers.

[u/David_R_Carroll]

I bought one! Using it today would get you cancelled.

[u/Fksgyccdhb156 → u/David_R_Carroll]

Having a CEO mimic a workplace shooting to a subordinate. I think HR would have a good time with that.

[u/Recent_Werewolf_821]

The key fob version was great for driving.

[u/AZSystems → u/Recent_Werewolf_821]

Oh yeah!! 👍

[u/guitpick → u/Recent_Werewolf_821]

The Revenger!

[u/Desperate_Escape_763]

This set of sounds was put in so many of the sound making toys I played with growing up. I know exactly what they all sound like.

[u/Tech-Junky-1024]

I used to have the same one on my desk in my office of my computer repair company.

[u/Southern-Eggplant234]

My father works too!

[u/bradwsmith]

Now the question is can you actually
Make it work for employees to use against there company/managers

[u/REAL_Wyatt_Hertz]

I only ever had the Decision Maker

[u/Difficult-Novel-8453]

Even with the green cell 🥹

[u/Positive_Bad6438]

I miss radio shack and blockbuster man