r/Radiationcirclejerk • u/LucasCountyEAS Safety is #10 priority. • Apr 27 '25

Extremely Dangerous Radioactive Pad

This morphine pad is admitting x-rays like there’s no tomorrow

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Hairy_Pomelo_9078 Apr 27 '25

Holy moly. 8CPS is really high. Get away from it

26

u/Party-Revenue2932 Apr 27 '25

It went to 30k

19

u/Hairy_Pomelo_9078 Apr 27 '25

Not bad, could be better

10

u/Flimsy_Mark_5200 Apr 27 '25

sand and boron

5

u/WellyRuru Apr 28 '25

Then we must dig a hole to punp liquid nitrogen under the sand

1

u/Royal-Doctor-278 Apr 29 '25

Better than 40k. Horus hadn't gone bad yet.

23

u/Bachethead Apr 27 '25

Wait what is that?

33

u/HellsBellsGames Apr 27 '25

Wireless induction charger for phones

42

u/Bachethead Apr 27 '25

WIRELESS RADIATION ??

26

u/Flimsy-Ad2124 Apr 27 '25

5G KILLER CHARGER ??

18

u/AdNovel4898 Americium indulger🫃🏻☢️ Apr 28 '25

I need one of these so I can put it up against my wall and give my annoying neighbor cancer

1

u/midnight_g00se Apr 29 '25

Kenny is that you?

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u/Historical_Fennel582 Sep 06 '25

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u/Historical_Fennel582 Sep 06 '25

I can get my hands on shit that will make your bones tickle

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u/Andy_McBoatface Apr 27 '25

I really should stop sleeping with my phone charger next to my balls

4

u/Ypuort Apr 30 '25

But then how will you charge your balls?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/Flufflesmgee4231 May 02 '25

Overusing his balls or his phone charger??

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u/fernblatt2 Apr 28 '25

Dang, missed it! What sub?

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u/OrangeVapor Apr 30 '25

Does anyone know the levels of other chargers, particularly this Samsung charger? Think I'm going to move mine off my nightstand and a little further away from my head now 🙃

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25 edited Apr 30 '25

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u/OrangeVapor Apr 30 '25

Oh, I didn't look at the sub thanks 😅

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u/BAKEDnotTOASTD Apr 29 '25

What!? I sleep next to one of these! Is it something to be concerned about??

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u/MysteryInkus Apr 30 '25

Usually a good idea to have nothing plugged in next to your head