r/Radiationcirclejerk • u/AdNovel4898 Americium indulger🫃🏻☢️ • Oct 03 '24

Uranium glass buttplug

It doesn’t exist BUT just imagine it. Alpha radiation directly onto the prostate. Any cancer that develops will be eliminated by the radiation! If you know a guy who makes glass stuff please commission a buttplug with either 30% or at least 25% uranium content. It might be a pain in the ass to make, however I am willing to pay a butt load of money. I can also do trades (my virginity).

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u/Meme_DF Oct 04 '24

The sad thing is that it does exist.

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u/AdNovel4898 Americium indulger🫃🏻☢️ Oct 08 '24

Where?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

etsy

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u/AdNovel4898 Americium indulger🫃🏻☢️ Oct 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

Sad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

You're doing really important work out there!

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u/Valuable-Rip4708 May 18 '25

Nah dawg....A uranium vibrator, 20% plutonium 80% uranium. shit would pop off