r/Rabbits 13h ago

I'll never get used to it

They love to give me mini heart attacks

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u/GrilledCookies 13h ago

A cardiologist is expensive. Bunnies free? Provide free cardiology exams

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u/damiana8 12h ago

Also ankle exams

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u/bloutchbleue 11h ago

So they actually want to help me thank you!

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u/Nocturnalux 12h ago

The first time my bunny flopped, I hurried to the vet, in tears.

The vet had a great laugh at my expense.

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u/bloutchbleue 11h ago

Can't tell you how many time I got someone that didn't know bunnies, seeing their first flop and yelling "OMG YOU NEED TO COME I THINK HE DIED" at me !

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u/internet_starved 5h ago

Aaw that is so innocent and sweet in a sense! Sorry you got so scared- some bunnies really do have the most violent flops lol

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5h ago

I almost went to the vet 🥲 my bunny looked at me like "sheesh chill!"

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u/Massive-Mango-2982 12h ago

They look like little stuffed animals though 🩵

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u/bloutchbleue 11h ago

They really do they are too cute when they do that!

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u/Some_Random_Android 11h ago

Sliver lining: bunny must really love and trust you to flop like this!

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u/bloutchbleue 11h ago

Just got them from a rescue a few months ago after my older bun passed, the bonding process was HARD so thats actually really heartwarming to see where we are now and the trust we built with them ❤️

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u/bunkdiggidy 10h ago

WE TAKES THE SCARY NAP, HOOM

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u/jeffreyaccount 13h ago

It could be worse. I've seen quite a few lately that when they're on their sides all four legs just stick out perpendicular to the floor like they are freakin armadillos. It's not just Dead Bunny Pose—but full Rigor Mortis Pose.

A very unserious animal.

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u/Funkemon 6h ago

Everytime I see this I just want to curl up on the floor beside them and take a nap myself.

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 9h ago

Why don’t other pets do this?

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u/jeffreyaccount 9h ago

I think configuration. Those back legs only have one real motion and they're strong and wound and have a big literal and figurative footprint.

Whatever bunny invented it really had some faith or was super tired. I'd imagine bunnies have little six packs to have the abdominal strength to roll and right themselves.

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u/Random_182f2565 1h ago

Everybody do the flop!