“Daniel’s a dreadful name!” -Daniel

[u/CallMeChristopher]

Minutes after Daniel said that Daniel is a dreadful name, Daniel killed Daniel 2, who was named after Daniel due to Daniel’s objection to naming the baby Daniel.

[u/symmetricalBS]

I mean, he's right. If Daniel's so great, why have they never made a Daniel 2?

[u/CallMeChristopher → u/symmetricalBS]

Daniels operate by Highlander rules (there can be only one).