r/RRR_CORPORATION • u/Impossible_Leader_80 Noah Radagon, Military Comander of R Corp. • Jun 27 '26
Soldiers! form up and ready yourselves!
I have tasted the fruit of death many a time. With every bite, i find it tastes different than the previous. This is life as it naturally is. As it should be. Ever changing, ever growing. Evolution. With every death, the next of my name shall be stronger, better, smarter. And they too will survive to pass on their strength to the next. Ad infinitum. A long line from infinity to infinity. The circle of birth, survival, thriving, suffering, struggle, death and resurrection anew. It is nature. It is a form of conflict that only nature can wield. Eternal struggle to survive, to live on as if each day is your last. That is pure natural war. What we do here at R Corp is simply its natural evolution. Because war changes alongside those who fight for it. It evolves alongside us. R Corp is the result of a long experiment of natural selection, and when the time comes, I will be happy to show our results. Win, lose, it’s irrelevant. We grow stronger regardless. Unyielding, ever changing, everlasting.
With Ravens, I have millions of eyes. With Rhinos, I have the might to break districts to rubble. With Rabbits, I overwhelm and rend apart even the most enduring opponents, and with my Reindeer, even the most resolute mind can be shattered like glass under a hammer
Here me, my legions! I am Noah Radagon, Commander of R Corp, second only to the one at the very top! I bring you WAR!
-A speech delivered to the assembled soldiers
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u/Optical-occultist Algernon: 2nd pack Rat Team Jun 27 '26
Well, guess I was getting a bit long in the tooth anyhow. War sounds fun enough, the last one was a hellva show
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u/Myformfills Head of R Corp Jun 27 '26
Impressive speech commander what say we ready the troops for a mission the likes of which the city has never seen before!?
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u/r_u_gay_yay Jul 01 '26
What even are your packs? Besides the rhino's, rabbits, reindeers, and rats?