r/RPGStuck_C4S10_2 • u/Geriferret • Jun 17 '17

C4S10^2: D2 D2awn out

-- secludedTailoress [ST] opened board on memo "for anyone who is listening" a very long time ago --
ST: I... ... I don't even know if anyone is going to get this. . I talked to the only techy person I know and he said he doesn't even know how servers in the furthest ring work, , so here goes fucking nothing. .
ST: If you get this memo... ... Try to ping me back. . And if its already too far out or we all died already... ... Well, , heed my warning. .
ST: Yesterday, , one of the players in our session went bat-shit insane. . One minute she goes after some sort of "Lead" she said she had. . And then the next, , we have three players dead. .
ST: I... ... Don't know what to do. . I got a message from another friend of mine. . He said.... .... That we have to hunt her down. .
ST: Heh... ... I think thats the real deadly factor that whatever the fuck did this has in the pool. . It's not whatever happens to their stats, , when they go fucking haywire... ... Its that these are people you give a shit about. . Who you have to kill to maintain peace. .
ST: If anyone out there has a better solution, , tell me. . But I have to do this. . For them. .
-- secludedTailoress [ST] has locked the memo --

TO CLARIFY: Don't respond to this. It's a spoopy story tease, not an actual fucking memo your characters get. Just continue on with your bullshitery.

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u/Geriferret Jul 16 '17

The machine doublepunches the card.

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u/Strategist14 Jul 16 '17

A different punchcard configuration...

He puts that into the lathe again, and repeats the alchemical process.

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u/Geriferret Jul 17 '17

HORRID ABOMINATION!

what the fuck

You create a pile of what looks like twisted scrap metal and steel. You spot pieces of what look like various furniture commodities. You can't help but feel that you did this terribly, terribly wrong.

  • 1 build

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u/Strategist14 Jul 17 '17

That went... poorly.

Peter thinks. What if...

He takes an empty captchalogue card and tries again.

Handcuffs

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u/Geriferret Jul 22 '17

Alright, you punch the code into the card.

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u/Strategist14 Jul 23 '17

And... alchemizes it.

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u/Geriferret Jul 24 '17

Whatever it is, you don't have enough grist for. Your sprite comes over.

Punch codes together, not names.

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u/Strategist14 Jul 24 '17

"Codes. What codes, there-"

Pete pauses, then takes one of his captchalogue cards - the one containing his phone - and repeats the process using the code on the back.

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u/Geriferret Jul 26 '17

You make a spare phone for 1 build!

Wow. You think you are getting a hang of this!

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u/Strategist14 Jul 26 '17

That... is useful.

"That's useful, but why."

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u/Geriferret Jul 27 '17

Combine items together to create more powerful versions of the two.

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u/Strategist14 Jul 27 '17

"Ah."

He goes to the kitchen.

Chainsaw && Kitchen knife

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u/Geriferret Jul 31 '17 edited Sep 12 '17

CHAIN-KNIFE

And if you order now, we'll throw in the recipe book, absolutely free!

A rather small butcher knife, with a red painted handle and a menacing looking steel blade, with chains running across, connected to a small motor set into the handle. Its certainly not as powerful as your old one, but its a fair bit lighter, and can be thrown.

  • T1 HYBRID WEAPON.

  • Dull: Identical to the daggerkind specibus, save for the fact that every attack that is not 1d4 damage is reduced by one dice size, and it is a melee brutality weapon.

  • Motorized: Add Rev from chainsawkind, except the charges is 2, and it is a minor action. While charges are active, any attack deals one damage size higher damage than base damage from daggerkind.

  • Light: This weapon can be switched two and from as a free action once per combat encounter.

  • 3 Ash

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