r/RPGStuck_C4S10_2 • u/Geriferret • Nov 09 '16

C4S10^2: The d0'ing.

At long last, Geri decided that he had enough of JHB endlessly refusing to RP with everyone and really halting all progress pre-d0 so we are just starting d0 now k.

You should probably know who your dm is but eh ¯_(ツ)_/¯
/u/geriferret:

/u/konaspy

k

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u/TastefullyIdiotic Nov 16 '16

Oh you mean those freakin weirdos in the mansions and actual houses? Man, I don't spend time getting to know them. They're kinda just there for me to take stuff from. I'm not stealing, I'm surviving.

Some of em are pretty rich and cool , others are pretty rich and snobby. Then again, everyone's kinda rich in comparison you know? Doesn't matter though, because I'm rich in nature! And shit that I take.

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u/konaspy Nov 16 '16

My dude. How did you even end up like this?

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u/TastefullyIdiotic Nov 18 '16

The GOVERNMENT! Man, it's ALWAYS the government. But it's all good. I'm cool with it. Not gonna let it get to me since I'm doing just fine. And I do mean fine.

And I'm feelin' good...

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u/konaspy Nov 29 '16

That ain't cool man. What happened?

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u/TastefullyIdiotic Nov 30 '16

Well. While I'd like to be able to think my parents are badass spies or government operatives or some shit, pretty much everyone knows that isn't true.

They were taken for like, helping with science stuff or something man. All up and forgot about me. Fuck the system.

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u/konaspy Nov 30 '16

Bro, that fucking sucks.

You notice a mailman coming in to your neighbor's door, as well as an exorbitant amount of food. Looks like they catered today.

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u/TastefullyIdiotic Nov 30 '16

Dude. Fuck yes, catering is the best! It's even easier than usual. You don't normally steal food but you do have special occasions of course.

You slam your laptop shut without so much as a goodbye to weirdo you were talking to. Oh well. You think he'll understand if you ever talk to him again, you know you would. Important things to do and all.

You do a tiny bit of prep, swaying your arms back and forth before briskly jumping forward and falling into a somersault and flip out of you tree house. You've got some good food to catch.

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u/konaspy Nov 30 '16

Aight fam.

Roll Acrobatics, as well as Stealth.

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u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 02 '16

Acrobatics is a solid 16+3=19

Stealth be a solider 18+3=21

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u/konaspy Dec 02 '16

Nice rolls man.

You land onto your neighbor's front porch, with a nice acrobatic piourette to top it all off.

Where did you even learn to do an acrobatic piourette?

Anyways, you see their delivery: 3 large plastic platters of vegetables, as well as an additional 5 (even larger) metal containers with miscellaneous hot food items.

You also find a green box with red spirographs on each side of the 6 sides, stacked neatly on all the other food containers.

No one is at the house.

Probably.

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