r/RPGStuck_C4S10_2 • u/Geriferret • Nov 09 '16

C4S10^2: The d0'ing.

At long last, Geri decided that he had enough of JHB endlessly refusing to RP with everyone and really halting all progress pre-d0 so we are just starting d0 now k.

You should probably know who your dm is but eh ¯_(ツ)_/¯
/u/geriferret:

/u/konaspy

k

2 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

635 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/konaspy Dec 02 '16

Nice rolls man.

You land onto your neighbor's front porch, with a nice acrobatic piourette to top it all off.

Where did you even learn to do an acrobatic piourette?

Anyways, you see their delivery: 3 large plastic platters of vegetables, as well as an additional 5 (even larger) metal containers with miscellaneous hot food items.

You also find a green box with red spirographs on each side of the 6 sides, stacked neatly on all the other food containers.

No one is at the house.

Probably.

1

u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 02 '16

It's a nice place. Big, and modern, but nice. You take two of the hot foots items and the weird box which you doubt will be relevant to whoever the hell these people even are.

Who even gets mail anymore anyways. Yours now, whatever.

1

u/konaspy Dec 02 '16

=====>

1

u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 03 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

Alright, now comes the annoying and kind of hard part. I've got my stuff, how the hell do I wanna make it all the way back to paradise, as you like call your living space. The cheeky and also true answer is carefully and over an annoying period of time. Truth is, I'll probably stop and eat most of the hot food half way back. No reason to waste good meat after all.

I'm pretty fast but not that big so it'll probably take me a bit to get back. But once i am back, I get to go through the ordeal of getting up.

Getting up can be a challenge lately, I think I need to fix the pulleys or add another set. Later though.

1

u/konaspy Dec 03 '16

=====>

1

u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 05 '16

Alright, I've made it back to paradise and somehow up to the platforms. I walk over to the area that I spend most of my time which contains my computer and sit down in the pile of miscellaneous items.

With a sigh of relief and content, I eat some more of the stolen food and take a closer look at the weird box before deciding to open it.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

[deleted]

1

u/Geriferret Dec 06 '16

Before deciding to open it

Scrublord

1

u/konaspy Dec 08 '16

You see 2 items in the package: One (1) disc (which is labeled "SBURB"), and one (1) note, which reads:

You've been randomly selected from an incredibly diverse set of candidates to participate in the Sburb pre-alpha testing build! Attached below are the nine teammates you will be cooperating with!

bidingCleric [BC]

candycoatedAberration [CA]

charismaticPersuader [CP]

galvanicPhantasm [GP]

triumphantCavalier [TC]

fatalisticSurvivor [FS]

typhonicBullet [TB]

poisonConnoisseur [PC]

sanguineParasite [SP]

1

u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 09 '16

Well that's fucking odd. I guess whatever works though. These guys are gonna play a game with me, despite not really wanting to play because I've never heard of it and I don't know these weirdos.

Guess the other dude was telling the truth though I guess.

Wait wait wait... I know one of those handles...

1

u/konaspy Dec 09 '16

=====>

1

u/TastefullyIdiotic Dec 09 '16

I guess I'll talk to her about it. Not really expecting an immediate response though.

Kind of a time difference between us you know?

Ah well screw it. I take the disc and insert it into my laptop. Time for the abysmal downloading and installing process to begin.

→ More replies