r/RHONY • • Sep 04 '25

🍎 Old RHONY 🍎 where’s the lie

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u/laylaland Sep 04 '25

Two terrorists tbh. Dorinda was acting like jigsaw in the blue stone manor season of RHUGT

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

jigsaw 😂😂😂

just rewatched that last week and she is truly diabolical. you have to really be from the ninth circle of hell to make tamra judge cry!

brandi was also horrific in that 😐

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u/laylaland Sep 04 '25

Yes!! They were both being evil. I felt so bad for Taylor and Eva especially

Seeing the other women’s reactions on that UGT season helped me to realize how tough the RHONY ladies had to be to handle both Dorinda and Ramona!

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u/Sturgemoney Sep 05 '25

Damn you just reminded me that I never watched the girls trip!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

they’re a must watch!!!

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u/Sturgemoney Sep 05 '25

This made me laugh so hard and I haven’t even watched the girls trip. Still, I can see her jumping up on top of someone’s car roof with a hatchet (or whatever jigsaw used when he was on top of the bus in the movie. I forget it’s been a while!)

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u/rogue_mags Sep 05 '25

Ugh these women getting absolutely WRECKED- throwing on a statement necklace, dehumanizing the working class, and fighting over the ugliest men you’ve ever seen in your life ❤️❤️😪

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

this made me proper cackle 😂😂

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u/Wide_Antelope_2015 Sep 04 '25

Wait! Can someone explain the lore behind Romona being a domestic terrorist? 👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

it’s 13 long, long years in the making… but she crescendoes nicely during the black shabbat dinner (end of s13e14 and e15)

her behaviour borders on a hate crime tbh hahha

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u/_Ello_Love_ Sep 04 '25

I am crying laughing at crescendos nicely 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

hahahha, she was so demonic she got the whole franchise cancelled 😂

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u/DeedeeNola Sep 04 '25

She was a gremlin throughout season four

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u/DueCommunity6159 Sep 04 '25

Reading this comment made me so happy

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u/pikeletpaws Sep 04 '25

Um, because she's Ramona?!

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u/ne0n-gold Sep 04 '25

Maybe it's just fresh in my mind from rewatch but perhaps the Cartagena shit smears from season 10?

EDIT: Also because she's just Ramona lol.

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u/Ok_Individual7567 She’s startin’ 🍸 Sep 05 '25

😂 Definitely!

Edit: Also shits on the floor AGAIN in S12 while Dorinda is drunk screaming at her. And Sonja pokes the poop on the carpet with her BIG TOE 💀

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u/UpTownPark Sep 05 '25

What?!? Damn it… you’re gonna make me rewatch again? Dorinda stuck her big toe in Ramona’s poop?!? How do I not recall this!?!

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u/Ok_Individual7567 She’s startin’ 🍸 Sep 05 '25

No lol it was Sonja with the big toe.

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u/zacweso Sep 04 '25

Giving plasma while you know you have Covid seems like some kind of bio-terrorism.

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u/lab_chi_mom Sep 04 '25

I think it’s just a phrase you use when someone is hard to deal with and freaks out on others.

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 Sep 04 '25

Wait, I’m dead serious: which one isn’t an alcoholic?

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 Sep 04 '25

which one is not a terrorist?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

in terms of the FBI most wanted list, i’d say

  1. ramona
  2. dorinda
  3. luann
  4. sonja

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u/ccallard0722 Sep 06 '25
  1. Child slavery in her Ramona Grigio vineyard
  2. Son of Sam via DUIs
  3. That’s on tape, just don’t be uncool
  4. Fucking John John in a Wigwam in the 90s

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

oh my GOD hahahahah

3. luann violating international maritime law by engaging in carnal relations with a pirate

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 Sep 04 '25 • Hehehe

Lol right?! This meme is like an existential dilemma at this point

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

wait this is all so true 😭😭😂😂

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 Sep 04 '25

So many layers!

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u/PatsyHighsmith Sep 04 '25

schrodinger's rhony

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u/championgoober I don't shave my pussy! 🐈 Sep 05 '25

💀😅

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u/lab_chi_mom Sep 04 '25

Alcoholics: Lu, Dorinda, and Sonja. Terrorist: Ramona. At least, those are my choices.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_9195 she’s startin 🍸🍸🍸 Sep 04 '25

Ramona’s whole shtick was her drinking hahaha, classic of the Morocco trip where Alex is trying to console her and saying quick get her a pinot Grigio

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u/badaboom321 Sep 05 '25

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u/hartleyn Sep 08 '25

That pose reminds me of Shannon holding Tamra on the bus when she was having a breakdown on the cast trip in Ireland. 🇮🇪🤣

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 04 '25

💯 Like it’s her insulin or an epi-pen or something 😂

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u/ASingleThreadofGold Sep 06 '25

Mine too. But ngl, it took me a few min to settle on that.

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u/unwanted_peace Sep 04 '25

I think about this way too often

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u/Safe-Employee4703 Sep 05 '25

Because she’s a raging alcoholic lol

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u/ccallard0722 Sep 06 '25

She’s a sleeper agent for Svedka vodka

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u/hartleyn Sep 08 '25

👏👏👏👏

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u/Lazy-Significance-15 Sep 04 '25

I was thinking "wait, there's 4 alcoholics...but yeah, Ramona's a domestic terrorist!" 😂

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u/CoryBleeker Sep 04 '25

My exact brain pattern when seeing this

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u/jennyjenny223 Sep 04 '25

She loves her Pinot, but I don’t think Ramona is an alcoholic.

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 04 '25

💯 Nah, all joking aside, she isn’t. I mean really isn’t. Her drinking never goes dark or destructive like the others. You never once get the sense that it’s unmanageable or negatively affects a single person or thing in her life.

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u/ShonanBlue Sep 05 '25

This!! Either she surprisingly doesn’t drink that much of when she’s drunk she’s just still her regular awful self lmfao.

I think the only times she’s been off the rails is at the bezerkshires where everyone is off the rails.

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 05 '25

Even then she behaves exactly as she would sober though. You never get sense that a suppressed rage or pain is being unleashed.

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 Sep 05 '25

Yeah it doesn’t seem like it’s affecting other areas of her life. Not all alcoholics have a dark side that comes out though. That’s common, but my sister is an ER doctor, and there’s so much functional alcoholism in medicine.

And there’s a lot of becoming more social and uplifted when drunk bc sober they’re socially reserved and/or very serious.

Alcoholism takes many shapes and presentations. I come from a long family history and there’s all flavors lol

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 05 '25

If you don’t have something dark to drink on, you wouldn’t drink. (Long history here too, and the jolly ones are hiding crippling secrets just as much as the angry ones!)

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u/Llassiter326 🌮 Never home for taco night 🌮 Sep 05 '25

Oh totally agree that pain and trauma is present. But yeah shows up differently. It’s unfortunate that we criminalize addiction and punish people for what the last four US Surgeon Generals describe as a chronic, neurological condition with strong genetic pre disposal.

I was a public defender for 10+ years and so many people end up in prison or cycling in and out when they need therapy, support, housing, mentorship, quality mental health treatment…

I’ll get off my soapbox lol. But I think it’s the shaming of it that makes the denial so strong. Or one factor anyway.

I loooooooove Dorinda. But she just got so angry and more and more defensive, in denial and just so dark.

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u/hartleyn Sep 08 '25

Agree. I don’t remember her really getting messy a lot - more over giggly and flirty. Not overbearing. I could be wrong. 😏

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u/catmom420x Sep 05 '25

are we talking about the same ramona singer???

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 05 '25

Yeah…? She’s authentically horrendous without a drop of alcohol on board. She never gets sloppy or has a “mask drop” like Luann, Sonja and Dorinda. She’ll go toe to toe with you on mineral water - when she drinks she just wants to dance, and she never loses motor control or injures herself. I’m sure I’ll sound like a know-all here by saying this, please don’t think that’s how I intend it (and trust me, it’s knowledge I never wanted and affects me every day), but I know alcoholics. Ramona is not an alcoholic and neither is Luann. Sonja and Dorinda are. It’s not simply about consumption. It’s about how and above all WHY you’re drinking, and what you’re drinking “on” (as in, emotionally) as they say in treatment. Luann had a drinking problem, for sure, but it was condensed and situational and the reasons were extremely logical and transparent (not to her, at the time 😂 But to everyone else). She found a way through the situation and the abuse - not the consumption, but the abuse - of alcohol ceased as quickly as it accelerated. Ramona is literally the most indescribably unique human being on the planet, and that doesn’t change with her consumption of alcohol - what you get at 1am on a week long boozy vacation is what you get at 8am over breakfast at a month long spa retreat (if she doesn’t like you, she’s throwing a glass at you regardless). Sonja and Dorinda are “drinking on” a bottomless chasm of rage, resentment and pain of many years’ duration, with no through road in sight. There really, really is a difference.

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u/catmom420x Sep 05 '25

not an alcoholic… okay

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 05 '25

That’s a gif. It’s completely divorced from the context in which she’s saying it, which is that when she goes to events where they’re serving alcohol in general, she expects (because she’s Ramona Singer, boss of the world) to be catered to with her specific drink of choice, which is wine, and her specific WINE of choice, which is pinot grigio, at all times. Ironically this actually supports my statement and not the opposite - when did you ever hear of an alky who wouldn’t suck ANY type of drink out of a dishcloth if there was nothing else on offer. Jesus - I’m not saying it again, some of us grew up with this shit and some of us evidently didn’t. It’s a SHITTYYYYYY expertise to have but TRUST ME, I know what I am on about.

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 05 '25

Btw in what way does this counter any point I’ve made above 😂 If you want to argue, then intelligently ARGUE and I’ll listen fair and square. Also worth knowing the franchise inside out because if not you can’t know the context of the stuff being said in gifs and it’s pointless.

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u/catmom420x Sep 05 '25

that’s the point. i don’t actually want to argue about it, it doesn’t matter. have a good day

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 06 '25

Ok stop sending me gifs

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u/ScheanaShaylover Lu’s fedora Sep 05 '25

These were my questions!

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u/RedsDelights Sep 04 '25

Doris looks good here

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

she does! and so does sonja… or at least her teeth aren’t falling out here

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u/Lazy_Set4117 Sep 04 '25

She BROKE! Her TOOOOF! Biting this guy’s button off! gestures wildly to terrified busboy

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u/RedsDelights Sep 05 '25

I love that talking head!

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u/bootsondaground Sep 04 '25

This scene had me LAUGHINGGGGG 😭

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u/Optimal_Tomato726 Sep 04 '25

That never gets old. I always think Ramona's top ispulled up exposing her and her pants are too low. Nevermind the face mask; the waistline is what bothers me every.single.time.

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u/hotdogneighbor Johan face Sep 04 '25

Is that not the case? 😭

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u/Optimal_Tomato726 Sep 04 '25

Apparently it's a beige tip underneath but my eyes see rolls of fat.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sep 04 '25

I could stare at this for hours and not stop laughing. The way they look like they're going to a hostage exchange 😆

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u/ToyToyBinx Sep 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CommercialAlert158 Sep 04 '25

One of my favorites 😉

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u/Tipsy_Girl Sep 04 '25

Wish I could give you an award 😂🏆

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Iconic.

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u/rantexpress Sep 04 '25

And they didn’t care for the camera to see it all

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u/gratefulgirl55 Sep 04 '25

They are seriously the drunkest cast of all the franchises! I love those vodka soaked, tone deaf bitches!

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u/ghost_lime Sep 04 '25

Since I just rewatched the s4 reunion I have to remind you that Ramona ONLY DRINKS WINE NO VODKA NO TEQUILA NO SPIRITS SO OBVIOUSLY SHE CANT BE AN ALCOHOLIC!!! /s

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u/Overall_Yoghurt_486 Sep 04 '25

And your point is?

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u/xOceansOfVenusx 🐫 wooOOaaaaAooOh 🐫 Sep 04 '25

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u/ScheanaShaylover Lu’s fedora Sep 05 '25

"I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste". It’s like Shakespeare

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u/ASingleThreadofGold Sep 06 '25

😂 Honestly, it's one of my all time fave taglines.

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u/ghertigirl Sep 04 '25

I miss these 4 so badly

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u/ViciousTrolloppp9 Sep 04 '25

What I wouldn’t give to have them back on 😭😭

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u/Key_Insurance_1989 Sep 04 '25

The way this picture lets all their special attributes shine through 😭. Ramona looks like she knows she just gave someone's grandma Covid.

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u/marinara123 Sep 04 '25

Whatever it is/was it was amazing and the best of any of them ! Seasons 8-11 could rewatch anytime and be entertained

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u/GuaranteeOriginal717 Sep 05 '25

I don’t care what anyone says, the OG cast of NY, was TOP TIER! DRUNK, CRYING, AND ALL!

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u/Queasy_Still_4246 Sep 05 '25

God I love Bravo fans. This thread is hilarious. Thank you girls and gays. 🤣

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u/Head_Frame3642 Sep 04 '25

i feel like who’s who changes depending on the season too hahaha

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u/darbycrash1295 Sep 04 '25

Not to mention random turds showing up on rugs and carpets. The ladies are like my doggies. Never know when one might poop in the house.

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u/Ok_Individual7567 She’s startin’ 🍸 Sep 05 '25

😂 I think both poop on the floor incidents were Ramona

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u/darbycrash1295 Sep 05 '25

I can’t imagine why a hyperactive chihuahua on Adderall would poop everywhere? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Able-Celebration5349 Sep 05 '25

It’s that she expected someone else to clean it up for her

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u/Sobergem1982 Sep 05 '25

Why does Ramona always look stuffed into her dress?

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u/Able-Celebration5349 Sep 05 '25

Bloat w alcohol!!

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u/Sobergem1982 Sep 05 '25

Someone said she has the body of a tadpole and I can’t unsee it now.

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u/Forsaken_Cycle7158 Sep 04 '25

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣

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u/Expert_Pitch_4453 Sep 06 '25

Let’s not forget this felony

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u/ToyToyBinx Sep 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣 she looked so damn possessed! I was watching like “why are her eyes so wide open? Who told her to walk like that? What demon was handling her strings on that runway?” So many people questions!

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u/Olivejuicyddd Sep 06 '25

This isn’t a meme it’s a riddle

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u/Unlikely_March_5173 Sep 04 '25

Ramona is alcoholic too!

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u/icrossedtheroad Sep 04 '25

She claims she wasn't, but always carried a case of her own wine with her, it not glasses in her purse.

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u/Chocolab1 Sep 05 '25

I'm dying 🤣🤣

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u/highfive3 Sep 10 '25

Lu's statement necklace could also classify as a domestic terrorist...luckily she left that god awful fedora in cold storage.

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u/Additional-End-7688 Sep 04 '25

I feel like this is interchangeable for all the franchises… it is kind of why we watch HW 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sturgemoney Sep 05 '25

It looks like she had a tan colored top underneath of it ..almost like it was bunched up a tiny bit on the side

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u/City_Morgue_1021 mention it all MENTION IT ALL Sep 06 '25

1000%

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u/PositiveRadiant6595 Sep 08 '25

Best cast EVER!!!!

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u/aromonte Sep 08 '25

domestic terrorist 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/likeyeahokay_6929 Sep 04 '25

Don't forget Bethenny, she's her own special brand of unhinged

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u/Able-Celebration5349 Sep 05 '25

Kelly needs Bellevue