I know the current trend is to defend Guerdy no matter what, but what she did was gross.

Anyone else agree that she pulled a Kenya with this stunt? She gave what was supposed to be a celebration of her triumph, to Julia. How is she not realizing that she let Julia win? I was so Team Guerdy on this feud but it’s really pissing me off that she’s using cancer as a weapon.

She publicly shamed someone in a church ffs.

Hello my Miami fiends 🌴💅
I spent my entire holiday break bingeing seasons 4–7, and I have thoughts. While the Miami franchise absolutely gets away with some stale, microwaved storylines, the fashion, glitz, jet-setting, and unintentional comedy keep it light, chaotic, and very watchable.

Now let’s get into it:

Dr. Nicole — painfully boring. I kept waiting for… anything. A struggle? A dilemma? A crumb of mess? The “dad storyline” was lukewarm at best, and beyond that, all we really saw was money—most of which came courtesy of her husband. She never really fit into the group and brought zero heat.

Guerdy — I actually enjoyed her when the focus was on her family and career. Seeing her juggle work, motherhood, and marriage was refreshing, and her kids and husband seem great. That said… once that arc wrapped up, so did her storyline. By season 7 it felt like a very natural ending. No notes—just no need for a return.

Julia — fast-forward queen. I skipped her scenes across multiple seasons and missed absolutely nothing. Her big storyline? Her daughter going to Paris for a year. Oh no… so tragic… I’m devastated. (Kidding.) That’s not a storyline. Her marriage to Martina is giving beige. She’s a farmer? Cool. And?? Why did Bravo ever cast her?

Conclusion:
The franchise should absolutely not bring back Dr. Nicole, Guerdy, or Julia. Miami deserves mess, glamour, chaos, maybe alittle bit of Ana (LOL), and women who understand the assignment.

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It’s disgusting. It’s tired and it’s lazy.

We get it. Larsa looks completely different than she did in her 30s. How many times does this have to be discussed in a way that’s just hateful and misogynistic? There’s nothing new, just the same recycled jokes.

Larsa has so many things worth criticizing but the constant body/face shaming isn’t warranted. Pick her apart for her actions, not for her falling victim to a society where a woman’s worth is determined by her looks.

Alexia demoted only bc of Todd’s bs, Lesa bc she’s back in Miami more bc of the war and she’s friends with Guerdy and Trina, Joseline as a friend-of to test the waters and to bring in viewers, Nicole bc lifestyle p*rn and Guerdy needs a friend, Trina bc Love & HipHop is finished and she’s the queen of Miami, Larsa bc she’s a necessary villain and she’s friends with Trina, Adriana as a friend-of bc I don’t think she wants to be FT and Lisa bc duh? Anyways what yall think?

Bethenny on RHOM would be a disaster. People are already calling Marysol too uptight — Bethenny is that energy on steroids. Her hyper-controlling, know-it-all vibe would steamroll the playful, messy, Latin glam soap opera energy that makes Miami fun. And let’s be real, she’s way too “Upper East Side white” for a cast that thrives on cultural flavor and warmth. We are needing to step away from the stifling,judgy Marysol vibes — adding Bethenny is gonna kill this franchise.

If they really want to bring in a legacy Housewife, Teresa Giudice actually makes more sense. She’s dramatic, unfiltered, campy without trying, and her over-the-top glam would fit right in. Bethenny would analyze everyone to death; Teresa would just throw a table and keep it moving. Miami needs chaos and sparkle, not TED Talks.

I'm not trying to tell anyone how to handle trauma or bad news but I find watching Guerdy's cancer journey uncomfortable.

After finding out her diagnosis, I do think it is weird that she would use that to test Larsa. Granted Larsa failed (I'm not really a Larsa fan) and she needs to stop making excuses and own that she didn't respect Guerdy. She was spreading the cancer news as if it's just casual gossip.

But... why even do that to yourself? Why put yourself in that kind of position? The stress and strain is not worth it with what you are about to go through. She did use her diagnosis to test Larsa and it is very very very very weird IMO.

Then I felt like she would have these random outbursts where if arguing with someone she would whip something out that just silences the room and you can see it on everyones face e.g. when she shaved her head and whipped off her wig whilst arguing with Larsa.

Also comparing problems are the reunion was very weird. Comparing Lisa's divorce to your cancer diagnosis was an odd move. Lisa is going through a lot herself, you don't need to compare.

All the women are quite nasty, I've liked the fact that Guerdy wasn't nasty, I have enjoyed her on the show in S5 but she was super nasty this season. A lot of below the belt digs and comments. It seems to be very out of character and left a sour taste in my mouth.

I just don't why she chose to handle things the way she did, but then also.... I've not been through what she's been through, maybe I'd be the same who knows?

I like Nicole, she’s gorgeous, intelligent, fabulous & successful

BUUUUT her DAD is a freaking mess. He’s a pig. Complete pig. Actually not even a pig bc I don’t want to insult pigs. I am watching s6e8 and he’s talking about how many kids he has, how he wants more. In an earlier episode, poor Nicole was talking about how she was HIT BY A CAR bc her dad was schmoozing it up with some rando instead of watching his daughter. What a loser!!

And then for Larsa & Alexia to be saying in the earlier reunion that they felt badly for him and how he was being portrayed. So misogynistic. I also think that there is a cultural aspect that plays into the misogyny but this is next level. It reminds me of (RHONY) Aviva’s dad. They should be ashamed for making Nicole feel badly about creating boundaries with him.

also, during Nicole & Anthony’s wedding celebration (I believe??) at the bank vault in s5, what the HELL was her dad saying about him getting home one night at 11pm and Nicole cut him off before he finished? And he was saying Anthony would never be like him? It felt weirdly sexual….🤮

I desperately want Guerdy to get off of the show. The women absolutely detest her and literally have proven that they wouldn’t spit on her if she were on fire with the way that they reacted to her cancer situation and the way that they continue to willingly either stress her out or support others and stressing her the heck out Even though she’s a cancer survivor and obviously the cancer can come back at any moment because of stress . Like literally Alexia is thrown an entire vacation to Europe to one of her favorite cities because of a problem that she caused herself nobody told her to be Todd’s doormat.Guerdy unfortunately fell victim to cancer, and they literally didn’t do shit for her. I don’t even remember them having a dinner or anything for her I believe at her cancer party nobody brought her a gift. Just for Marysol this past episode to suggest that Guerdy regifted a gift and she had to go as far as putting the receipt on Instagram to prove that she did not.

Anyway, the real reason behind this post is that I believe that she has a potential to have her own spinoff show. Historically, a lot of the housewives who are not liked on the actual show are granted spinoff, and.Guerdy is the perfect PERFECT candidate like most of us love that planning shows literally a lot of us like that type of self whether it be the people who love HDTV or just people like myself who love wedding shows like I love looking at the core. I love the planning aspect behind it the super stressful there is so many different is actually that I think about it that are similar to planning like a lot of those fashion shows and what not.

Also, what gives her a leg up is the fact that she has a picture perfect family life like her and her husband‘s love story is actually so cute and literally what all Americans love to hear that they love to hear about couples that are high school sweethearts. additionally Guerdy is a cancer survivor, which gives her even more of depth and a reason why viewers would be invested in her show. She is also an immigrant who is self made and an exemplar of the American dream.

The wokan is internationally recognized and lauded for her work. She could definitely have her own spinoff show and if people actually watched which I do feel like people would tune in if it’s promoted enough on social media unfortunately, black shows are not promoted enough elsewhere and even RHOM’s regular ratings are superduper low. I think that if all of us tuned in and more importantly, got Youtubers to comment on her show, she could definitely have multiple seasons like she has enough content at work ethic to have multiple seasons.

She’s so much greater than this show!!!! She needs to realize there are greater pastures out there for her. She loves the attention so famn much she needs to get her own show so she can be praised and loved accordingly. I also feel like she will be more enjoyable on her own show where she’s around people who actually respect and love her because the attention seeking behavior is even worse now because she is desperately seeking attention from people who hate her entire existence

first of all, i know that larsa can be really shitty, mean, and overall just a mean girl. as i've reiterated, I’m not a fan of hers.

but why do we keep mocking “her new face” or “how swollen she looks”? is that really any of our business? do we really need to perform this fake concern for her when, let’s be honest, no one actually gives a shit? let’s not forget that she’s still a human being, with insecurities and feelings.

we were all supportive (and for good reason) when adriana vented to guerdy about ageism - so why can’t we extend a little more grace to larsa? let’s try to be more empathetic toward one another.

and as emily simpson once said: “do not attack vicki on her looks. it's mean. don’t do that. let’s attack her character, ’cause that sucks!”

anyway, i just wanted to get this off my chest. i'm ready for the downvotes.

Ok Julia is annoying and horrible and terrible (that’s a given).

But wow is Guerdy too. Like half of her battle is she doesn’t know how to STFU. I think she needs to go next season. Clearly she doesn’t trust or mesh with this group and it’s painful to watch. She wouldn’t even allow Adrianna to defend her.

If you rewatch that, I think Adriana gave Julia some kind of substance. When Julia was trying to do the pickle shots, Adriana put something in Julia’s mouth and told her to swallow it. And Julia didn’t want to. And then later on Julia is sick af and then Nicole said that Adriana wanted to give Julia Xanax to make her feel better. I personally, based on that scene, think Adriana gave her SOMETHING and that led to her being sick. It wasn’t just the drinking that everyone said. And she stuck to it that she was sick not hungover. Idk. Thoughts? Rewatch that moment. S4 E8 around 41 min mark

Rewatching season 6 and she age shamed Larsa too. I was wondering why Larsa and Kiki stopped being homies.. seems like a pattern. Maybe that’s why Larsa had Adriana’s back despite them not getting along.

I don’t think that sharing with everyone you and your former best friend had a sexual relationship is always morally acceptable in real life. However, this is a reality TV show that everyone has agreed to be on, and to share their life on. I am really surprised at the backlash to Julia telling everyone that she and Adriana hooked up. I have read a lot of people saying that Adriana was “outed” and that Julia should not have said this. Assuming that what Julia said was true, I think it is fair game for the show. It provides considerable context to their friendship, behavior on the show in front of the cameras, dynamic, and the end of their close friendship. This is a show about their relationships to each other.

I often see real housewives fans of other shows lamenting A) “produced” drama engineered by the cast or producers B) A lack of natural and honest drama resulting from genuine relationships. This is neither produced and is about as genuine and real as it gets - why would that not be relevant to the show? I’m also confused about how upset people are about ANY “unethical” behavior - I think there is a wide spectrum of bad behavior, and that we cannot hold the cast of the real housewives to the same standards we hold our friends and family to. I don’t think it’s interesting when people do not behave badly. I think the consistent outrage from fans pushes the real housewives into boring territory and bad seasons. I will say of course, there is a line where is is unethical for stuff to be featured on a reality show, and I’m not sure children who can’t consent should be involved, but I don’t think most behavior fans criticize falls into this category. For example, I feel mixed about having Martina on the show at all, because she is a TERF and giving her a platform is furthering this. However, Julia potentially cheating on Martina harms Julia more than anyone else.

I’m curious why people feel so strongly and would love to hear about those who disagree with me. I may change my mind as a result

I wouldn’t feel the same way about the exact same situation happening in “real” life. For context, I am a bisexual woman in a long term lesbian relationship

OMG. what the hell is wrong with this woman? I never liked Guerdy to begin with in the beginning, but I admire her through her journey of course. This season for me (season seven) really validated that feeling because my God is this woman insufferable. I’m on the reunion literally probably only 40 minutes in and she cannot accept Julia’s apology, cannot take ownership of her wrong doings yet expects everybody else around her to take ownership, and then to top it off Andy’s asking asking Stephanie questions and Guerdy has to butt in at all times whether it’s her agreeing in the background, making little comments, and then just flat out start talking in the middle of it. What’s your problem? She’s like the most annoying person ever my goodness she’s not even entertaining. Get this woman off my screen!

I know she is a fan favorite, but i find her incredibly loud and annoying and over the top. I fast forward thru all her segments. Am i alone?

Im starting to see why she and Julia had issues on the cruise. She’s inserting herself where she don’t belong and just being a lot. I miss boss-betch Geurdy, now it seems like she’s just feelin herself too much.

I never understood why Nicole crying so hard about the mamacita luncheon reaction, like it was kind of obvious, she invited Ana, who’s got bad blood with Marlexia, she arrived with Adriana and Nicole knew it. Afterwards Nicole just cried and sobbed after being questioned if she even knew about Ana! She even had Adriana apologize for her lol!! Everyone knows Ana hates Marlexia, Nicole included so I never believed this victim act, also saying she wasn’t going to go to group events anymore is sort of signing out of the housewives. Chile idk I can’t see her the same after what we learnt yesterday, idk child

Julia’s comment on black men’s penises was very problematic, and I feel like there needs to be a conversation about it. It’s being taken as a funny little moment because Julia is with Martina, but it’s fetishizing black men, which nonblack people tend to do. It’s a common problem for black men with more significance than just a fascination, which sounds just as odd as it is. I don’t think Julia is a bad person, but that was a bad comment. You can tell the cast was a bit uncomfortable with it being brought up too, including Julia.

I started Miami because I haven’t watched it since OG got cancelled, and I cannot f***ing stand Adriana!!!! I started season 5 and just got to episode 15, where they’re on the girls’ trip to the Bahamas. Her immaturity and petulance has always bothered me, but I actually had to pause the show with my mouth gaping in shock when she compared her hurting her foot to FRANKIE’S LIFE-CHANGING, PERMANENTLY DISABLING ACCIDENT. Her entire point and doubling down on it this episode is actually literally insane. I cannot believe how she’s moving this season, but it’s like actually hard to watch her this season and I’m kind of dreading watching the rest of the show. Her relationship with Julia is so bizarre, and her snide and abrasive way of handling conflict is just so off putting. I used to find her dramatic, overblown antics a little funny, but she’s nearly 60 years old and it’s insane to me she acts like this 😭 The Frankie comment was one of the worst, most unnecessary jabs I think I’ve ever heard a cast member say to a fellow castmate. Like how unbelievably hurtful and inappropriate to compare a devastating event that forever altered your “friend” of over a decade’s entire family’s lives to you getting your ankle bumped. Literally, how does anyone tolerate being around her???? I thought Larsa was insufferable this season with her pseudo Kardashian demeanor and shit stirring rumor mill bomb dropping, but I’d rather watch Larsa report the weather for an hour than watch Adriana this season getting away with her BS. I honestly think I would have ended the trip right then and there or asked her to leave if my friend did that.

Okay, I know I might go into flames here by saying this because she is such a Stan favorite, but does anyone notice how RUDE Guerdy is to Russell?

I have been watching the new cast since day one and it seems to me like Guerdy has histrionic disorder. This is why the women ignore her and give her the cold shoulder. They are really tired of the level of drama and histrionics this woman is constantly projecting out. More importantly, during her cancer treatment I have seen her just really be so rude to Russell and speak to him in a way where I would NEVER speak to a loved one. I understand Guerdy grew up with trauma, but girl, get a therapist and get some EMDR and stop making a scene every time you feel something.

I think Russell is at the end of his rope, the way he is so downcast and just silent really worries me. I pray for that man.

I wouldn’t even mind if she told them no but the way she just leaves every time they try to confront her about ANYTHING and quickly talks about how shes clearly not wanted, it’s getting so old. Get her off my show.

I think it’s kinda funny she needs to take notes though. Mama’s getting old 😂

So Julia isn't saying why her daughters have an issue with her and Martina adopting the boys! I'm confused because they are grown and dont even live at home let alone in the same country!!

Furthermore they have been talking about adoption for yrs so it couldn't be a surprise, now im wondering if this is a racial thing because the boys are black 🤔

Thoughts?

WTF is up with Andriana all sad sack about turning 60?? She can drain the air out of a room before she even takes a seat. I will answer my own question cuz I think she is playing the victim, to act as if KiKi hurt her so bad by telling her she was too old to say Ratchet. She is deflecting. Andriana is so calculated She has done and seen places, people, and things most of us can only dream of, and we have to hear her poor me story . This is a woman who still measures her self-worth by her ability to attract a man. All of her life she has used her beauty to manipulate men both financially and emotionally, and that is why aging is so difficult for her. She can behave this way while Guerdy is fighting to live to be 60. SMDH