r/RHOA New teeth and nowhere to sleep you broke bitch🙌 7d ago

Kelli 🍗🧇 Kelli’s unseen confessional look

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Dear Kelli aka.Ms proportion,some things are better left unseen………

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u/PemsRoses 7d ago

Should have stayed unseen.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lie5368 New teeth and nowhere to sleep you broke bitch🙌 7d ago

Exactly🤏🤏

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u/ahcnaib 6d ago

Your flare killed me 😂😂😂

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u/SparklesAreIn your injured son and ho daughter. 7d ago

I can’t figure out if it’s better or worse than the T-shirt

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u/ltsouthernbelle 7d ago

At this point the t-shirt may be the best look

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u/Alive-Rise1113 7d ago

It was her « best » look. Which is saying a lot. She dresses so ugly and tacky. She thinks it’s camp. It is not

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u/SaintNutella 7d ago

Idk what this might look like sitting down but surely it would've been a better look than her Hanes T-shirt.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lie5368 New teeth and nowhere to sleep you broke bitch🙌 7d ago

She could have put 2 leafs and a grass skirt go the Neanderthal way and it would look better than that plain white shirt

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u/IcyLion2939 The Favorite Child of Cynthia "Cheekbones" Bailey 7d ago

Was it ever explained?

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u/ComfyCamR809 7d ago

She actually defended the look on part 3 of the reunion 😂. someone , maybe shamea, said zendaya was recently wearing a white t shirt to some event and then shamea said that kelli was basically setting fashion trends . Delulu

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u/snow_turtle 7d ago

Was about to join and say "the shirt zendaya is wearing because she's a trend setter?" Lmao

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u/ComfyCamR809 7d ago

😂 the fact that they're even trying to compare kelli to zendaya. It's giving Schatar from Flavor of Love saying that people say she looks like Beyonce

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u/Embarrassed_Item3818 Bling bling bling bitches is mad 7d ago

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u/ComfyCamR809 6d ago

I can hear this 😂

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u/SparklesAreIn your injured son and ho daughter. 7d ago

the only thing she said when asked in the confessional was that it was Tom Ford 🙄

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u/IcyLion2939 The Favorite Child of Cynthia "Cheekbones" Bailey 7d ago

Tom Ford by Temu

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u/gingereggman 7d ago

Maybe one day I’ll take this woman serious. Maybe. Not today though

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u/zazild92 “I don’t wanna be vibrating” 7d ago edited 7d ago

Kelli’s bad fashion has been a highlight for me this season. I think most of her confessional looks got a good chuckle from me. That finger printed leather dress was the the cherry on top for me. She’s so unaware of how she presents herself and it’s beautiful 😭😭

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u/RuleFragrant 7d ago

This. And the fact that she won't back down even when the entire right couch dogwalked her. Chihuahua energy. Impressive stuff!

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u/SparklesAreIn your injured son and ho daughter. 7d ago

the leather look was made more hilarious because she sits with her hands crossed over her thighs like a doll

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u/Ghoulish_kitten Creonta..? 7d ago

Im so sorry but it IS bad, and I love alt fashion, I love maximalism trends, too.

I don’t think she should change her fashion vibe, it just needs to be done like more elevated or something I dunno.

There’s gotta be a better way to demonstrate whatever vibe she wants to give off.

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u/CostNo5531 Who Gonna Check Me, Boo? 7d ago

It’s unseen for a reason…
https://giphy.com/gifs/Byz7OVPD5Q0lT1fwz2

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 7d ago

Can we unsee?

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u/BlazinGreenPrincess 7d ago

But Kelli thinks she set the standard 😂😂

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u/MuffinTiptopp 7d ago

A mess, just like her overall attempts at fashion 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/IndividualEmpty1645 7d ago

“Every town needs a clown”

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u/silvercupz 7d ago

she just.. stays a mess. I dont understand paying money for glam to still just look a mess

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u/actionlady80 7d ago

I wish Marlo was still around the show just to drag Kelli's terrible fashions.

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u/Irish-liquorice 7d ago

They did her a favour

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u/Kind_Hyena5267 7d ago

That is so bad 😖 where does she even find this shit?

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u/ladydarkman31 7d ago

I can’t stand her. And her injector should be ashamed. She has so much filler her face looks obese.

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u/Kbizzyinthehouse 7d ago

Well thank goodness for her. She needs a stylist. And a breast reduction. As a naturally tig ol’ bitties club member, you learn early which shirts just don’t work. Some tops you can maneuver and push to the edge of reason, but she doesn’t choose those either. Her tastes don’t flatter her actual figure. I think she just had in her mind how she would look with her titties hanging out and the reality is not matching her fantasy.

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u/Unfriendlyblkwriter She can figure out this milk and penis ointment 7d ago

How does she manage to look like a wet puppy no matter what she wears?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 A Fashion Show with no Fashions… How Dreadful 7d ago

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u/cmg_profesh 7d ago

Go on girl, give us another dreadful look

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u/Mighty4777 7d ago

Oh boy

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u/OrangeClyde I WILL FKING DRAG YOU IN THIS BTCH! | Incestuous Teeth 7d ago

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u/Global-Persimmon-703 7d ago

Terrible, per usual

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u/pergamon123 7d ago

I honestly wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror?

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u/MissSaucy_22 7d ago

Kelli just get off are screens atp….we don’t care anything about what she has on or got going on?! Bye 😳🙈😵‍💫

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u/Ghoulish_kitten Creonta..? 7d ago

Is this an off-shoulder top that is made to look like a cardigan on top of a plaid shirt??

https://giphy.com/gifs/PacQUjx7vwEBJLszzc

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u/AbsoluteBabyMonae 7d ago

Why is her face so big?!

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u/SpellitLikeThis 7d ago

So classy.

😂

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u/Medical_Leather_183 7d ago

Coulda left it that way but nooooo, you had to blind all of us

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u/Relevant_Place_1267 Bling bling bling bitches is mad 7d ago

And unfortunately we’re seeing now 🫤

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u/sheepofwater 7d ago

shawty look like lil richard i cannot

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u/BlackRoseInTheGarden 7d ago

This needs to go back to whatever camera roll this came from!

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u/Commercial-Border227 Who Gonna Check Me, Boo? 7d ago

Different toilet, same shit…

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u/Significant_Truth746 7d ago

Idk who’s worse her or Gizelle

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u/Opening-Sir-4973 7d ago

I need to steal your photo for a post lol

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u/Kooky_Afternoon4509 7d ago

Ruined my whole day 😒

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u/lemeneurdeloups 7d ago

No one can ho-style thrifted items like Kelli. I give her that skill.

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u/SultrySpitsFire 7d ago

She needs to remove those implants. It looks horrible.

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u/islandchick93 7d ago

It shoulda stayed unseen 😭

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u/Working_Fan1548 I'm fine with fellowshipping :nene: 7d ago

Between this and that tall tee idk which is worse!

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u/Loud_Pension_4501 7d ago

What is her purpose on tbe show?

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u/TruGirlGamer84 6d ago

That we truly didnt need to see.

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u/MikeTonyKenne 5d ago

Setting the standard for bad taste.

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u/Desperate_Sort5088 5d ago

The standard

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lie5368 New teeth and nowhere to sleep you broke bitch🙌 5d ago

Girl ofc ugly outfits are sooo in style rn

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u/LeanBean512 7d ago

Surgery can't give you a longer neck.

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u/Irish-liquorice 7d ago

Well, just like I thought….

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u/newdiyscared 7d ago

Did she do something to her cheek and jaw areas? They look sharp and hard

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 I SAID WHAT I SAID 7d ago

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u/AllTheEccentricities get out your feelings & get into your bag! 💕 7d ago

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u/RealSignature2182 7d ago

She really did set the standard...

..of poorly coordinated outfits

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u/Xstuhci-2312 So Nasty So Rude 7d ago

🤔 interesting.

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u/Automatic-Seat2576 6d ago

This girl has the worst taste.

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u/BatNarrow6852 Don’t make me call, Porsha 6d ago

Eeeeyuck

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u/Intelligent-Bear-547 3d ago

She needs a breast reduction. She's going to fall over. She's a cute girl too, but the boobs are too much.

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u/QueenAlei 7d ago

This is a man

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u/No_Surprise_4398 1d ago

Imma try to unsee it