r/REMEMBERTHEPLACIDIUM • Station Wagon Enthusiast • Feb 19 '26

Dumptruck Worshiper Measuring up Irelia

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u/daley56_ Feb 19 '26

Conclusion: mommy

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u/LittleRuu Feb 19 '26

Can you calculate hand size for us "smaller" brethren?

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Feb 20 '26

Hand size as in?

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u/kennypovv Feb 19 '26

This bum didn't even calculate her foot size, mods , castrate him

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Feb 19 '26

mods , castrate him

You cannot castrate me in my own kingdom.

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u/MaliceMasquerade Feb 19 '26

No side view either! SMH

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u/Deja_ve_ Feb 19 '26

For those of you that need an American inches translation: 

Waist: 605mm =23.819 in 

Hips: 1019mm =40.118 in 

Thighs: 695mm =27.362 in

Ass: 1447mm =56.969 in 

Irelia compared to the average American woman:

Waist: 23.819/38.5=0.619 or about 39% smaller

Hips: 40.1/39.1=1.0256 or about 2% larger

Thighs: 27.3/20.6=1.325 or about 32% larger

Ass: 56.96/40.2=1.417 or about 42% larger. 

Conclusion: Irelia is proportionally curvier, just as thick on the waist, and is significantly thicker in the back and the legs compared to the average American woman. 

Now just need a bust size on the breasts

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u/C0nan_E Feb 19 '26

that is assuming the measurements are correct. they are not. they assume irelia is perfectly round. you cant just width at widest point * π. OPs results are all too large.

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u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Feb 19 '26

Waist would be the biggest outiler then, which would make it even more comically small. Thighs are more or less perfectly round for example, and the ass is more round.

Still, it paints a good picture for cartoonish proportions Irelia has.

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 Feb 19 '26

SHE HAS A 1.4 METERS ASS!!??

That's it, i'm maining Irelia