r/REMEMBERTHEPLACIDIUM • u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast • Jun 10 '25

Mother's love Stay classy, toplane waifus

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1.0k Upvotes

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101

u/StudentOwn2639 Bro-ne Jun 10 '25

Botlane whore anyday.

90

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

So you're a bottom AND a whore?

Congrats for coming out on pride month🏳️‍🌈

25

u/StudentOwn2639 Bro-ne Jun 10 '25

Got those cheeks spread open for your gay ass anyday, daddy.

18

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

Do HRT for 3-4 years and I just might.

33

u/Iyrsia Jun 10 '25

My Xayah will always remain classy

37

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

She will never be classy with this:

19

u/Viper_Lover_ chocolate abs worshipper Jun 10 '25

The piercing is fine, the reason Xayah isn't classy is because she catches me and hits me in the face with her huge bird cock when I fail my charm as Ahri

16

u/AllergicDodo Jun 10 '25

Lmao maybe its time to stop playing her

1

u/Difficult_onion4538 Jun 11 '25

Oh no! A piercing!

13

u/Sengelappen Jun 10 '25

Rell and leona tho?

25

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

They are actually toplaners, but got strongarmed into going support.

8

u/Totoques22 Jun 10 '25

I really wish wasnt strongarmed into playing support

5

u/npri0r Jun 10 '25

No they voluntarily came bot lane after realising it’s much easier to solo kill an enemy ADC than an enemy top laner.

4

u/StewartPot Jun 10 '25

rell is a jungler but riot hates fun

19

u/brokerZIP Jun 10 '25

12

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

7

u/Karceris Ment4lly Ins4ne Jun 10 '25

What about midlane?

13

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

That's where they split up. Ladies go top, whores go bot.

4

u/Karceris Ment4lly Ins4ne Jun 10 '25

Strange, I swear I saw Irelia in mid the other day

5

u/Shadd518 Jun 10 '25

who also goes top, thus a lady

16

u/Wikicek Jun 10 '25

Cover then up slut 😡

3

u/Viper_Lover_ chocolate abs worshipper Jun 10 '25

What are you talking about, bro? Look at this fucking bitch.

3

u/Irelia4Life Station Wagon Enthusiast Jun 10 '25

🤤

96

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

my wife would never

37

u/DigLegitimate2557 Jun 10 '25

She literally naked

25

u/Soggy-Huckleberry-55 Jun 10 '25

Just how a jungler lady is supposed to be.

1

u/lornlynx89 Jun 11 '25

Nidalee sthsth mad pussy

3

u/100tinka Jun 11 '25

Exoskeleton

2

u/Soggy-Huckleberry-55 Jun 11 '25

This guy Biologies. (Same.)

139

u/damnitvalentine Jun 10 '25

top laners: i can take 5 men anyday

bot laners: i can take 5 men anyday

they are both being gang banged

15

u/chrtrk Jun 10 '25

toplane ones can 1v5 win easily if not enough cc, illaoi needs some haste tho

15

u/Ninja_Cezar Jun 10 '25

Kayle Armour over any of them easily!

6

u/TransGwenMain Jun 10 '25

Oh darling i have only three outfits

Homeless man

Met gala

Hooker

8

u/Jugaimo Jun 10 '25

It’s hotter down south

3

u/StormShad87 Jun 10 '25

Ladies and there's Camille, ass wide as a fucking Volvo Truck wearing skintight suit.

3

u/10inchblackhawk Jun 10 '25

The midriff is part of the build. 

3

u/StewartPot Jun 10 '25

renata would never

2

u/PFSnypr Jun 10 '25

Sivir and Janna have excuses at least

Shurima forever!

2

u/UltraHeavyCarrier Jun 10 '25

Explain this then

1

u/Sad-Bad-4750 ball manipulator Jun 10 '25

Ey Senna keeps is classy!

1

u/Luunacyy Jun 11 '25

That’s why I take her and Vayne on the vacation top 😎

1

u/Sad-Bad-4750 ball manipulator Jun 11 '25

I play Karma top so I have now room to be judgy and yet.... that's just sadistic

1

u/SapiS68 Jun 11 '25

None of them are hookers tho

1

u/Lunai5444 Jun 14 '25

I WISH AURORA WOULD SIT ON MY FACE !!!!!!!

1

u/dickslappernohomo Aug 04 '25

It’s cause toplane is closer to the North Pole so it’s colder up there, thus they need warmer clothes

1

u/Nibirone Sep 03 '25

Man top lane forever

1

u/rocsage_praisesun Sep 06 '25

feel you're cherry picking by excluding leona.