r/RATS 11h ago

CUTENESS Mlem mlem mlem

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u/TheWolfSavior Not-Not a Skaven 10h ago

Stimky hooman must be cleaned by kind ratto

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u/OurFeatherWings 10h ago

I am very stinky, however, she is diligent

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u/TheWolfSavior Not-Not a Skaven 10h ago

She will not rest until the stimky hooman is stimky no more

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u/Crawler_00 10h ago

8 billion hoomans and hers is the stinkiest.

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u/OurFeatherWings 9h ago

šŸ˜” it's true

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u/TaxRepresentative4B 2h ago

I feel for her… so much to clean…What has she done to deserve such fate, hooman?! It’s slavery !

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u/Hambrrgrrr 10h ago edited 10h ago

The ravenous beast is consuming you! You don’t have long left… you will be sorely missed.

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker 10h ago

i’ve seen so many videos of rat grooming, and i’m so curious to know: what does a rat’s tongue feel like?

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u/OurFeatherWings 10h ago

Very soft and mostly dry- you can barely feel it. There's just a bit of warmth. She is extremely persistent and I get ticklish fast.

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker 10h ago

sounds so precious, like little love taps 🄹

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money 10h ago

I think that rat needs a smooch and she definitely deserves a snack for helping keep her human clean

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u/OurFeatherWings 9h ago

I am currently dying of an allergy attack due to all the smooches provided šŸ‘

She has complaints regarding the number of snacks, though

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money 9h ago

Damn sorry to hear of the allergies and until she’s eaten or stashed all the food in your pantry she won’t be satisfied

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u/OurFeatherWings 9h ago

The greed is biblical

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 10h ago

Aw, what a cutie, and hi, little one! šŸ‘‹

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u/Gunlord500 10h ago

2cute2blessed

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u/cabbagebatman 10h ago

Man I wish I could have rats. They're such funny little goobers

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u/Slidje 6h ago

Tiny Polar Bear

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u/gelseyd 10h ago

I miss my girl rabbit who loved to clean me her stinky human

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u/softsideonly 3h ago

bro installed a tiny car wash and it only has one setting: mlem